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Off Topic This is the time I like to call the 'gentlemen' hour

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. skalpel

    skalpel Active Member

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    Easy on the quick puns or you'll mackerel idiot out of yourself..
     
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    skalpel, Jul 21, 2011
  2. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    Someone's gonna get it up the wahoo!
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Jul 21, 2011
  3. biggeordiedave

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    Algaet sick of this soon...
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jul 21, 2011
  4. skalpel

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    It's ray past your bed time anyway surely!
     
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    skalpel, Jul 21, 2011
  5. Donkey Toon

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    Pollocks to this I'm getting out of this plaice ...
     
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    Donkey Toon, Jul 21, 2011
  6. Aldridge_Prior

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    Dirty basstard
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Jul 21, 2011
  7. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Jul 21, 2011
  8. biggeordiedave

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    There's a fish called a bastard trumpeter <laugh>.

    If only this was an England thread.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jul 21, 2011
  9. Donkey Toon

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    We'll all be wrasse-ling with our consciences tomorrow and feeling like planktons.
     
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    Donkey Toon, Jul 21, 2011
  10. Aldridge_Prior

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    There's a horrible tench of stale banter round here...
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Jul 21, 2011

  11. skalpel

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    We'll wake up remembering Shoala's hat trick and that will ease the pain.
     
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    skalpel, Jul 21, 2011
  12. biggeordiedave

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    No more fish puns tonight lads please. They were awful last night and it made me really crabby.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jul 21, 2011
  13. Highland Gunner

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    i wasnt gonna post on here, but the op made me an offer i couldnt refuse...........he was the CODFATHER.....

    Ill get my coat
     
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    Highland Gunner, Jul 22, 2011
  14. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    If you promise me you'll win the league next year , we'll let you post here..
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jul 22, 2011
  15. Simply Marvealux

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    What's the deal with the fish puns some of them are sharkingly bad and there is a shoal load of them but once they hook you, you get reeled in.
     
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    Simply Marvealux, Jul 22, 2011
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    <laugh> <doh>

    Go get your coat , mate!
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jul 22, 2011
  17. Ever seen a mackem in Milan

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    I was angling for a 'reeled in' pun before but didn't fancy being told how carp it was.
     
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    Ever seen a mackem in Milan, Jul 22, 2011
  18. Aldridge_Prior

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    This thread's been brill...
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Jul 22, 2011
  19. Agent Bruce

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    Been brill, or huss been?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jul 22, 2011
  20. overseasTOON

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    It's brill. I've got a bream-ing smile whilst reading it.
     
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    overseasTOON, Jul 22, 2011
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