Off Topic this is the end

You ever seen the film of those Buddhist monks in Vietnam who doused themselves in petrol then set themselves on fire, as a protest against the war?

It’s quite a shocking watch, but quick and apparently not too painful, as the flames sucked all the oxygen straight out of their lungs. They didn’t thrash about at all. Grim **** though nonetheless.

 

You sure about that ? Burning to death must be one of the most painful and terrifying ways to die.

 

Thanks for the helpful advice mate ... but I think I'd look for a more gradual / tranquil way out ... stoned / pissed and slowly suffocated by Nicole Scherzinger's fanny on my face is currently top of my preference list

 

Well no, I’m not sure as nobody has ever died and come back to say what it was like. But these guys didn’t look like they were in any pain, they didn’t move at all. Maybe that was due to iron self control learned through a lifetime of meditation, but as I said, apparently the air was sucked straight out of their lungs, rendering them unconscious almost immediately.

It’s in the Ken Burns/Lynn Novik series Vietnam, still on Netflix I believe. I’ve seen film of it before anyway. Not in any hurry to see it again, tbh.

 

Yeah, probably don’t try this at home

 

Nor my suggestion - if your missus is in

 

Dunno about EU but the my bro in law (non eu) who was illegal and has pr status has to apply every 2 years and pays an nhs fee on application. Paid 500 quid 2 years ago and had to pay a grand this time round

 

There's a horrible piece of footage from ISIS when they burned that Jordanian pilot alive in a cage. It certainly didn't look painless and I would imagine until all of your nerve endings have been burnt away it's excruciatingly painful.

 

I reckon you’d pass out fairly quickly if set on fire.

 

Quite likely from a combination of the lack of oxygen and the pain. But that horrible ISIS video with the Jordanian pilot didn't look pain free at all.

 

Divorce her before she influences you anymore with weak thoughts, mate...best advice I can give you

 

Plane crash is my worst nightmare, 4 minutes or so to fall 38,000 feet. I can’t think of anything worse.

 

Being eaten by a shark is mine. Having chunks taken out of you and limbs dismembered as you fight to get away.

I've surfed in a few sharky places too, try not to think about it when I'm in the water.

 

Surviving a plane crash into water then being eaten by a shark whilst awaiting rescue.

 

I think drowning would be my big fear although i wonder how quickly you faint when you gulp all that water

 

Surviving a plane crash but being badly burned from an onboard fire, then crashing into the sea and being eaten by a shark just as you're about to drown.

 

Supposed to be a good laugh, drowning.

 

Surviving a shark attack then the boat sets on fire as you’re being rescued so you jump in an air ambulance and that crashes as your burns are being treated on board, into a massive crocodile swamp and fire breathing crocodiles bite your cock off and then you drown trying to retrieve your cock from the swamp bed.

 

Or you don’t drown and you make it out alive only for Fosse to visit you in hospital and bore you into a permanent coma.