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This is not sour grapes,... but...!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TurkeyToon, Oct 26, 2015.

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  1. Agent Bruce.

    Agent Bruce. Active Member

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    Feck me.
    The rivers of beel are in torrent mode from the Mackem board.
    What is it with them?
    Sneak a win and they want to fight each other.
    Win well and they wanna fight everyone.
    The day they get a hammering I'm expecting lots of random disappearances as they spontaneously combust.
    Funky has been epic.
     
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  2. clip

    clip Well-Known Member

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    I see they are still favourite to go down.
     
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  3. malagamackem

    malagamackem Well-Known Member

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    If you are an English teacher why are you using two question marks at the end of a sentence? Incorrect punctuation you thick individual!
     
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  4. Paul Carrick

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    Is that a bite??

    Nom, nom, nom, nom...
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I thought he's full of sh!t when I read that, even allowing for the decline in teaching standards.
     
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  6. Aussie blackcat85

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    You know we are open 24/7? We offer Shiatsu massages at half price too! What do you say? A nice massage while the great Jimmy Montgomery provides the highlights of the las 6 derby wins! Boo yaa!
     
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  7. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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    I get your logic, you were the best team and got beat 3-0 , lets hope that next week you are not twice as good as the opposing team
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Saw this on the beeb which might cheer you bums up a bit :)

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    We are all good man Sid, last weekend is a distant memory (we've got rather good at blocking these things out)...well apart from you lot still going on about us going on about it. Not that I blame for you wanting to keep it top of the charts for a while yet.

    The good thing is Smug is haggling with me over a Peugeot 205 - the sly dog just won't confirm if it is indeed a 1.9GTI. If its a pathetic 1.6GTI he can shove it.
     
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  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United Staff Member

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    Good luck with that. He drives a hard bargain. Whether he drives a 1.9 I know not :)
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I went to the fancy dress shop earlier to buy a dracula costume and the girl behind the counter gave me a Sunderland shirt.
    "Sorry love," I said, "I think you misunderstood me. I said I wanted to look like a count."
     
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  12. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    What is a cont???
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I went to the fancy dress shop but instead of a Stetson, boots & jeans the lass brought out a load of NUFC gear.

    When I complained she said, "Well you were asking for a cowboy outfit."

    <ok>
     
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  14. 2010 tops dog

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    One thing changed for me on Sunday , we finally turned up sadly the official Ruined what was a certain 3 points.
    However I finally feel we have the monkey of our back and the last 4 years of pardewness is over.
    I have the confidence that we will finish this daft run and the next one is massive as sunderland will go down this season.
    I
     
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  15. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

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  16. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    The same logic we were piss poor the week b4 against Norwich and possibly the poorer team and won 6.2
     
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  17. fredor

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    Sunderland are the worst team I have seen, with the exception of Aston Villa , pleased you are not te
    Just to help if you were wondering about the problem you have

    a persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary; also : the abnormal state marked by such beliefs
     
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    You didn't turn up we sat back and tired you out.
    It's sounds to me like you scored goals did I miss some thing.
     
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    Men against boys first half, but this is the season you will go down
     
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  20. JustMeMan

    JustMeMan Well-Known Member

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    Did you score NOOOOOOOOOO Did you look like scoring NOOOOOOOOO
     
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