This is me gone

Great minds.

You have mushy peas as well?
(Nee pun intended. )
Microwaves were invented for mushy peas. [FACT]

 

Of course mate.

I'm a pro!

Only amateurs exclude mushy's.

 

Just knocked a Lasagne Diablo up and off to pick our lass up from the Empire in about 15 minutes so hot lasagne stuffed with jalapenos dripping with cheese when I get back about 10 bell, I can feel the arteries tightening now.

 

That sounds ****ing excellent mind fella.

 

When can we expect little turnip filled pasta babies?

 

Just me wincing at him explaining the burns on his dick in A&E ?

 

Never has the term 'knob cheese' been quite so meaningful.

 

E dam that's a guddun.

Shagging a lasagne whilst grinning like a CHESHIRE cat.

 

Mushy Peas are devils spawn. ugh.

 

I want to make a joke about a 'hot date' but it's just not coming to me.

 

I knew there was something seriously wrong with you.
This post proves it.

You will be telling me you don't like pickled onions next.

 

At least you didn't go the cottage cheese route, doesn't make for a good picture.

Oh **** I went there and sickened myself.

 

I bet Tash doesn't even prod the jelly like tripe when he walks into a disgusting bar.

I lived in Yorkshire too long to have experienced that at my age.

 

You've got me on ignore as well???

 

Somebody has just informed me that, that bloody Sombrero character is hanging about...