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Oi man, keep it down, I'm not supposed to drink.

I only break the rules for you

 

All you do is bitch and moan about her.

Why the **** did you get married

 

You'd be that mate...

Trying to have a little man sesh moaning about the other half and you go and tell her

 

I can't even reply to that without offending you

Dick.

 

My hair is too dark and thick for pink. I look like an extra from queer as folk.

 

I don't know what company you keep, Tel.

If one of my mates started ratting me up to my bird (If I was good looking enough to have one ), it would be friendship over

 

Group hug needed I think.

 

. . . . or a blinking woofter

 

Yeah, I know, mate.

Have you ever tried to wear pink, before? Some lads can pull it off and it looks quite cool, I think.

 

You are only saying that because I knocked you back.

You gayer

 

Aye, I looked like a puff.

 

Hey, hey, don't be too hard on yourself mate... you're a catch for any lady.

I have one mate in particular actually, arsehole always gets me in trouble, the daft **** instagrammed a pic of a strip club when we were on my ****ing stag.

 

What the feck's a 'gayer'

 

That's because you wore a pink crop top though, you mad man.

 

Got 4 demijohns of wine on the go. Was busy with them last night. Should be settled and cleared in time for the Christmas festivititties.

Obviously I have to drink a lot because I need the bottles. Beat that for an excuse.

 

Wow! What happens on the stag, stays on the stag. Basic bro rules. What a knob.

 

I thought with it being fishnet it would be less obvious that it was cropped.

 

He's one of them lads you can't hate though, he's just a bit of a.... div.

Nice as pie but takes him a bit longer to process certain things.

 

The latex hotpants probably gave you less hope.

And piles.