Things you're scared of

...apart from cock, apparently.

 

Ach, miles of deep water it nothing to be feart of. You'd drown long before the deep pressure will crush your corpse.

 

My boss.

 

All kafflicks/jigaboos/arabs etc suffer from ablutophobia

 

Things I'm afraid of -

Women who wear ties
Rogue semen stains
The ghost of Chris de Burgh
Men who use feather dusters
Gravesend
Cobbled side-streets
Repeats of Little and Large

 

Tigers.

I wear an Anti Tiger Cologne however, it appears to work too because to date I have never been attacked by a tiger.

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Not one person has admitted to being scared of the baird.

Poor show.

 

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Why am I not getting the credit I deserve about my racist/bigoted post about ablutophobia(which means fear of washing, to all you uneducated ****s, i.e. kafflicks/jigaboos/arabs etc)

 

Wait til you've been posting for a couple of weeks, buddy, and folk will get your sense of humour, then

 

Madonna's bush in the latest installments from the fappening

 

**** you!

 

How can anyone be scared of the baird?

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madonna's baird aye

 

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I'd rather see the beheading videos.

 

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wtf????

 

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What a ****e looking sandwich, please tell me that isn't yours and you can afford a better standard of baird.