Things you'd put in Room 101

Popcorn, crisps and noisy sweet wrappers in a cinema.

When sat in a cinema and I see someone come in with a big bucket of popcorn I'm thinking for f***s sake don't sit near me you t**t.

 

Surprised you havn't put the price if buying a ticket at the cinema. Or you got one of them cinema cards that get's you a discount?

 

It always annoys me when somebody else does that, but I always do my best to annoy other people when I go

 

You're not far out. I go on Orange ( or EE ? ) Wednesday.

 

It's bleedin' rammed all the time on a Wednesday.

Mind you i very rarely go anymore.

Probs next go when the Partridge & Stone Roses films come out.

 

I'd put the price of public transport in there. £4 for a single on the bus from Beverley to Hull. How can that be justified?

 

So many things; I'd need topics to keep me on track.

Within football - FIFA, UEFA, stupid rules, stupid implementation of rules, players who make a career out of hurting others, anyone who cheats, Italian football and probably any more things...

On the road (as that seems to be a popular topic) - people choosing to drive in the right hand lane, often because the left lane is marked as a bus lane at certain times of day and they can't comprehend the idea that it isn't always a bus lane, causing a massive voluntary queue. And my girlfriend's driving.

 

People who eat their hand, as well as consuming their food.

 

Because they know you are too fat too walk. I have the same problem.

 

I'd put the ****ing cold into room 101, had enough of it now!

 

How is not walking to Hull being too fat to walk?

 

Newsreaders. They'll get some bad news and try and make it as depressing as possible.

I know they can't sit there wearing a clowns outfit but they do piss me off.

 

They charge too much because they know at the end of the day people will pay, unless they want to haul their fat asses long distances. Or they can't walk or travel any other way. I'd privatise all bus companies to get the prices down but that will never happen as people are getting rich on the back of us fat ****ers.

 

I meant nationalise- been on the beer lol

 

can I put the rest of the world in room 101??
Im OK.. its the ****ing rest of em

 

Quote me where in the Highway Code that it says 'get up to the speed limit as quickly and safely as possible'.

 

Agree with both of these. And people who take 5mins plus at an ATM. What the **** are they doing on there? I have never taken more than 45 seconds on one on my life.

 

People who run Hull down, especially ones that come from here.

 

Surprised no one has said WEST YORKSHIRE POLICE