Things you enjoy eating, but you probably shouldn't

Black country scratchings

 

****s with my gut. It has done for years but I always just persevered through it like a boss.

It got worse a couple of years ago thought and ever since I've no been able to touch it. No wonder muzzies are so ****ing angry all the time. A red hot rage descends over me everytime I smell bacon, cursing whatever ****ing pig eating **** cooking it.

 

****, that must be harsh as ****, not sure I could manage without bacon.

 

I've never eaten any bacon, the ****ing stuff stinks.

 

Even the muslims like the smell of bacon, well that and explosives.

 

Afterbirth

 

" Ham " does appear in a lot of muslamic type things..

Abu Hamza
Muhammed
Hamas
Birmingham

 

mars bar supper

 

There is a kind of soup kitchen in Nice that gives out food to the homeless etc, but only gives out pork, obviously ran by the NF party, which always makes me laugh.

 

What would you call a Arab with a rasher on his head?

Hamheid

 

I don't get it

 

^^^^^^

Someone put this **** out of his misery.

 

hahaha **** off, of course I get it! It is to do pork down your trousers, right?

 

here, how dae ye turn oan swerrin?

****s

 

To be fair, I don't know how to turn it on either

 

found it me old china.

in preferences

 

I take it back, you are indeed the cleverest on GC

 

Told ya.