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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    She can take 2 in the front and 3 in the rear.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 9, 2024
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    I'm pretty sure I have heard you say that about your wife.
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    No, Chippy's wife.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 9, 2024
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    She handles well, even when it's wet & slippery.
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    She has a good pair of airbags.
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    The horn works well.*





    * Caveat: Chippy did once say that about his 'girlfriend' in Thailand.
     
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    I have an electric one - its low maintenance but I have to recharge the batteries every now and again.
     
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    If she doesn't get going I just kick it.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Mrs Pouchy!
     
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    cracks need filling
     
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    doesn't like you to put your foot down too much
     
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    In the winter months I start her off by herself for 10 minutes whilst I get myself a cuppa so she can defrost.
     
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    haslam, Jan 10, 2024
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    At first she was perfect, but as time has gone on she’s started to make this annoying whining sound…
     
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