Off Topic Things you can say about your car…

She can take 2 in the front and 3 in the rear.

 

I'm pretty sure I have heard you say that about your wife.

 

No, Chippy's wife.

 

She handles well, even when it's wet & slippery.

 

She has a good pair of airbags.

 

The horn works well.*





* Caveat: Chippy did once say that about his 'girlfriend' in Thailand.

 

I have an electric one - its low maintenance but I have to recharge the batteries every now and again.

 

If she doesn't get going I just kick it.

 

Mrs Pouchy!

 

cracks need filling

 

doesn't like you to put your foot down too much

 

In the winter months I start her off by herself for 10 minutes whilst I get myself a cuppa so she can defrost.

 

At first she was perfect, but as time has gone on she’s started to make this annoying whining sound…