Things You Can Do With Dead People

[Bhoy From Brum]

There's the obvious shagging, cutting a head off & having a portable BJ machine.

If you found a big headed **** you could use it as a bowling ball.

How cool would it be to cut Jade Goodys head off & use it as a bong?

Dig up Michael Jackson & use him as coat & hat stand.

Options are endless.

 

[lone ranger]

we went into a building that had had a precision strike go in, there were 3 guys in there but once we got in all that was there was a big hole, a lot of blood, a head, a hand, a bit of a weapon and pakistani money all over the shop.

when the company commander came in and said "what have we found?" one of the guys held up the hand and shouted "we've got a small arms find sir!"

oh how we laughed

 

[rogueleader]

we went into a building that had had a precision strike go in, there were 3 guys in there but once we got in all that was there was a big hole, a lot of blood, a head, a hand, a bit of a weapon and pakistani money all over the shop.

when the company commander came in and said "what have we found?" one of the guys held up the hand and shouted "we've got a small arms find sir!

oh how we laughed

 

[Bhoy From Brum]

we went into a building that had had a precision strike go in, there were 3 guys in there but once we got in all that was there was a big hole, a lot of blood, a head, a hand, a bit of a weapon and pakistani money all over the shop.

when the company commander came in and said "what have we found?" one of the guys held up the hand and shouted "we've got a small arms find sir!"

oh how we laughed

Jazz in the military?

 

[Neville Bartos]

Could cut out the sphinkter and use it as an elastic band to hold ur pens together

 

[lone ranger]

Jazz in the military?

there was no rioja

 

[rogueleader]

all depends , does the dead person look like sherilyn fenn ????



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hey , i done it , cheers y`all

 

[Bhoy From Brum]

Good work Rogue

 

[rogueleader]

its probably just a once off accident

 

[Neville Bartos]

One a those ****** mistakes

 

[lone ranger]

One a those ****** mistakes

like everytime wayne rooney drives a car without killing someone

 

[rogueleader]

2IAR......****** lucks out , I rule the cyberworld with an iron hand now.....

Anyway , lady frankenstein , you couldnt leave her unsupervised around dead people

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[lone ranger]

she sounds fun

 

[rogueleader]

Theres definately a joke in there about how franfensteins monster shot his bolt

 

[VenomPD]

Ed Kemper sawed off his mums head with a hacksaw then used it as a dartboard.

 

[Bhoy From Brum]

Ed Kemper sawed off his mums head with a hacksaw then used it as a dartboard.

Did he have to hammer it flat? Did he actually draw the numbers & targets on?

That'd liven up the BDO

 

[Castleger]

Is that why they cancelled Bullseye!

cant beat a bit of bully

 

[VenomPD]

Did he have to hammer it flat? Did he actually draw the numbers & targets on?

That'd liven up the BDO

I'm not sure, he also cut her larynx out and put it in the waste disposal unit, which promptly spat it out. He said:

That seemed appropriate, as much as she'd bitched and screamed and yelled at me over so many years

 

[Bhoy From Brum]

Resourceful ****er

You could dig up Bernard Manning & scrape all his organs out & use his body as a giant bin bag