Things You Can Do With Dead People

There's the obvious shagging, cutting a head off & having a portable BJ machine.

If you found a big headed **** you could use it as a bowling ball.

How cool would it be to cut Jade Goodys head off & use it as a bong?

Dig up Michael Jackson & use him as coat & hat stand.

Options are endless.

 

we went into a building that had had a precision strike go in, there were 3 guys in there but once we got in all that was there was a big hole, a lot of blood, a head, a hand, a bit of a weapon and pakistani money all over the shop.

when the company commander came in and said "what have we found?" one of the guys held up the hand and shouted "we've got a small arms find sir!"

oh how we laughed

 

Jazz in the military?

 

Could cut out the sphinkter and use it as an elastic band to hold ur pens together

 

there was no rioja

 

all depends , does the dead person look like sherilyn fenn ????



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hey , i done it , cheers y`all

 

Good work Rogue

 

its probably just a once off accident

 

One a those ****** mistakes

 

like everytime wayne rooney drives a car without killing someone

 

2IAR......****** lucks out , I rule the cyberworld with an iron hand now.....

Anyway , lady frankenstein , you couldnt leave her unsupervised around dead people

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she sounds fun

 

Theres definately a joke in there about how franfensteins monster shot his bolt

 

Ed Kemper sawed off his mums head with a hacksaw then used it as a dartboard.

 

Did he have to hammer it flat? Did he actually draw the numbers & targets on?

That'd liven up the BDO

 

Is that why they cancelled Bullseye!

cant beat a bit of bully

 

I'm not sure, he also cut her larynx out and put it in the waste disposal unit, which promptly spat it out. He said:

 

Resourceful ****er

You could dig up Bernard Manning & scrape all his organs out & use his body as a giant bin bag