Things that really piss you off.........

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ilovedelia

ilovedelia

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Just a bit of fun, anything goes, Driving, crowds, telly, shops...............just let it rip!

I want to know why, when you’re trying to get somewhere in a hurry, the car in front insists on doing 30 mph on a road you can’t overtake on, and when you do get a chance to get past it there’s a “200 mile” queue of traffic coming in the other direction, when there wasn’t any traffic from that direction previously!! <grr>

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ilovedelia said:
Just a bit of fun, anything goes, Driving, crowds, telly, shops...............just let it rip!

I want to know why, when you&#8217;re trying to get somewhere in a hurry, the car in front insists on doing 30 mph on a road you can&#8217;t overtake on, and when you do get a chance to get past it there&#8217;s a &#8220;200 mile&#8221; queue of traffic coming in the other direction, when there wasn&#8217;t any traffic from that direction previously!! <grr>

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A bit on the ILD theme, how about the cars that go 30mph on a straight bit, then speed up at corners!

or why do the kids from the housing association houses that the council make a developer build, always insist on playing in the roads with the decent housing on the estate and not in their own!
 
Motorists who you let into a queue and don't acknowledge your gesture
People attempting to push into any queue I am in
Ordering a medium-rare steak and getting a well-done one served to you
People taking the pi55 out of the staff in an Indian Restaurant yet happily sitting down and eating the food. Ignorant twats.
Drunken loutish English people abroad tarring decent people with the same brush
Blatter/Platini and the corruption in FIFa/UEFA (and to be fair the Olympic movement as well)
Call centres
Cold calls trying to get my a refund for a PPI claim I don't have
Cats in my garden leaving bird corpses or crap in the flower beds
I'm with ILD re: slow drivers
I really hate the companies offering pay day loans at 1000%+ interest - bastards ripping off the poor, needy and vulnerable
 
Guru of Ipswich said:
A bit on the ILD theme, how about the cars that go 30mph on a straight bit, then speed up at corners!

or why do the kids from the housing association houses that the council make a developer build, always insist on playing in the roads with the decent housing on the estate and not in their own!
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I thought you had a liking for cars that speed through puddles when you're on your bike!

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When I come home late from the pub as pissed as a fart I climb into bed next to my mrs and then fall asleep. Next morning she casually asks "So what time did you get in last night?" to which I always reply "Oh about 11:30" only for her to say "No it wasn't you lying bastard it was 2am!" If she already know's the answer why bother asking the ****ing question! <grr>

The other thing is people that end every sentence with a question even if it is a statement? <grr>
 
heres another one:

****ing Talk, Talk! Twice i have had them ring me up to say that somebody had left an enquire about broadband and phone calls with them, twice i have told them that nobody has from this number and to remove me from there listings and **** off. next thing that happen, i get one of their gimps on my doorstep trying to sell me a broadband package! ****ers!
 
Guru of Ipswich said:
A bit on the ILD theme, how about the cars that go 30mph on a straight bit, then speed up at corners!

or why do the kids from the housing association houses that the council make a developer build, always insist on playing in the roads with the decent housing on the estate and not in their own!
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They don't have to be housing association tenants to be **** parents with **** kids. I live in a HA bungalow and my kids play in OUR garden or grannies garden and NOWHERE else. Pisses me off greatly when people cast apersions on you based on your landlord!

What pisses me off bloody tourists driving everywhere at 20mph because they're "enjoying the view" well **** off I'm trying to get to work/home/doctors/dentists etc and then the twats park badly and block the roads blah blah blah. Still I enjoy going down to Blakeney Quay on a spring tide and watching people tearing their hair out as their cars get flooded and wrecked! Mwaahahahaha
 
Norfolkbhoy said:
Motorists who you let into a queue and don't acknowledge your gesture
People attempting to push into any queue I am in
Ordering a medium-rare steak and getting a well-done one served to you
People taking the pi55 out of the staff in an Indian Restaurant yet happily sitting down and eating the food. Ignorant twats.
Drunken loutish English people abroad tarring decent people with the same brush
Blatter/Platini and the corruption in FIFa/UEFA (and to be fair the Olympic movement as well)
Call centres
Cold calls trying to get my a refund for a PPI claim I don't have
Cats in my garden leaving bird corpses or crap in the flower beds
I'm with ILD re: slow drivers
I really hate the companies offering pay day loans at 1000%+ interest - bastards ripping off the poor, needy and vulnerable
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Beeeerlimey, a bit of angst built up there NB. <ok>

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Hairy Mary Quite Canary said:
Here's one that winds me up... Reality TV contestants talking about "their journey". Stop it!
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Yes!! And when they say how they've grown as a person and matured over the space of like a month! Gaaahhhh!! :steam:
Drivers in front who slam on the breaks to stop at an amber light when I'm looking to drive through!
Drivers who are in the wrong lane but try to follow the road around a corner into my lane! Learn the ****ing roads! <grr>
Slow drivers
Drivers who are literally up my ass when I'm stuck behind a slow driver!
I just hate driving in general lol.
 
Best let off steam here rather than go for the more American route of buying loads of guns and finding a Batman film to watch.........

I consider myself pretty laid back but it is the tiny things that are so unecessary that irrate the life out of me.

I forgot to mention Russel Brand and Jamie Oliver.
 
Rich44 said:
They don't have to be housing association tenants to be **** parents with **** kids. I live in a HA bungalow and my kids play in OUR garden or grannies garden and NOWHERE else. Pisses me off greatly when people cast apersions on you based on your landlord!

What pisses me off bloody tourists driving everywhere at 20mph because they're "enjoying the view" well **** off I'm trying to get to work/home/doctors/dentists etc and then the twats park badly and block the roads blah blah blah. Still I enjoy going down to Blakeney Quay on a spring tide and watching people tearing their hair out as their cars get flooded and wrecked! Mwaahahahaha
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well i'm glad that you are a decent parent Rich, unlike some of the ****ers that breed like rabbits just so they can get a bigger house at the tax payers expense!
 
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