Things That Piss You Off..

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wizered

wizered

Ol' Mucker
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Jan 25, 2011
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Got this idea off another forum and it makes interesting reading,some of mine are...

* Smokers who occupy doorways of pubs, blocking the entrance and giving you a faceful of smoke,for free..

* Drivers who don't signal their intentions,especially on roundabouts,leaving you to avoid a crash..

* Waiting to get served at the bar and nobody is there..

* Queue jumpers,anywhere..

I'll think of some more later,do you have any..?
 
Now you're talking (grumpy old man territory)

1. People wlking in the middle of the road rather than on the pavement, then look at you as if you are stupid when driving at them.
2. That interminable wait on quiz shows accompanied by something similar to the Jaws music before the answer is given
3. Cyclists! loads of sub headings for this one
4. Supermarket queues where person in front is paying for £2 worth of goods with a credit card.
5. As above when queue is long and they open another till and the b******s behind you get served first.

The list could go on but had better leave some for others

Oh and forgot
BCFC website, still showing Fri news today! surely something must be going on!!
 
* my neighbour claims he is a City fan but wheres his manure tops to often
* glory hunters (no your dad wasn't born in Manchester)
* people who barge past me when i am casually having a smoke in a door way or a pub
* Vegetarians who lecture you and/or look down on you for eating meat.
* The only way is essex advert
 
1. Cyclists who ride through red lights.
2. Think bike signs given that if motobikes drove like cars there wouldnt be accidents. You dont drive a car down the middle of the road or on the wrong side of the road just to get somewhere faster.
3. Inlaws
4. Non genuine People who are on benefits who claim they have a disability so they stay home on the computer and watching tv. If u can use a computer at home then why cant u use a computer in an office.
5. Price of petrol
 
my slag of a ex-wife
'man u fans'
people with welsh accents
people with dogs
old people
dog ****
police
csa
mouthy rovers 'fans'
Ann Robinson
Nick Knowles
Alan Titchmarsh
Tesco
drivers with ***s hanging out their mouths
the postman coming so late
traffic wardens
 
* people who cross the road listening to i-pod/'phone oblivious to the traffic
* Tesco stores
* middle lane drivers on the motorway
* mobile 'phone conversations within earshot
* people who put their feet on the seats on buses
* the chattering classes who have to converse in REALLY LOUD voices
* at the end of the day/not being funny/passionate about/absolutely/
cool/like....
* zebra crossing users who don't acknowledge you
* BBC moving to Manchester
* Nick Knowles (have to agree with you BCFC)
* the whole celebrity culture
* Bill Turnbull
* Paul Buckle
* graffiti tagging
* litter louts
* Nat West Bank
* people who never smile
* overpaid footballers
* cyclists who go through red lights
* fascists and bigots
....that'll do for starters............
 
Racism
Cyclists who do not obey the rules of the road
Village bloody Greens
Divers in football
Arogant people
 
Go Compare Guy
Wet Flush Handles
TOWIE
People Who Sit In The Eastend
Marv Haters ;)
People Who Put The Letter "e" In Shiny <laugh>
Buses
Germans On Holiday
Monday
Waiting and being Patient
Cyclists
Old people who moan about our generation
the list really does go on for me
 
people who lists things that piss em off
gingers
chavs
old people who stink of piss whie i is queing in wilkinsons in kingswood
camp people
limp dems
people who dont email back after you applied for a job
nimby
kids who think they is hard
morrisons
xbox users
microsoft
police who stop when i put my hood up
people who talk to me when i got my earphones in =DND mode
jobcentre
duck face posers sorry shiny :laugh:
people who get offended on internet
cyclists who nearly run me over and when i kick their bikes as go past get pissy
talentless celebrities
 
dirtydoyler said:
people who lists things that piss em off
gingers
chavs
old people who stink of piss whie i is queing in wilkinsons in kingswood
camp people
limp dems
people who dont email back after you applied for a job
nimby
kids who think they is hard
morrisons
xbox users
microsoft
police who stop when i put my hood up
people who talk to me when i got my earphones in =DND mode
jobcentre
duck face posers sorry shiny :laugh:
people who get offended on internet
cyclists who nearly run me over and when i kick their bikes as go past get pissy
talentless celebrities
Click to expand...

I'm Offended <laugh>
 
Traffic lights because they always turn red when i approach them.
Like Redexile, queueing in supermarket and they open another till as you put your goods down (b******s)
Young ones who think they know more than us old uns, they don't.
Dog **** on the pavement, should be allowed to rub owners noses in it.
Cyclists because they think they own the road, should pay tax & insurance like us car drivers have to.
Young one's who stink of piss, because they drink to much.
 
People in their cars who wait OUTSIDE THE YELLOW BOX JUNCTION when turning right making me late for work and who then wonder what I am on about when I go nuts in their rear view mirror.

To them, I say - LEARN THE ****ING HIGHWAY CODE...!!!!

Cyclists who think that they are exempt from the laws of the road and then get pissy when you tell them to stop riding the wrong way up a one way street....
 
Bristolians living in Kingswood, supporting the **** <grr> Worse than having Man U fans in Bristol
Moaning people who moan when they getting wummed by gas, then wum freely after <laugh>
Basically all of you ****head ****s ;)
 
on that note, when their team lose they disapear for 3 months making excuses after excuses.. take it on the chin and move on
When small teams in some division i've never heard of come talking crap on this board
Oh yeah and everyone called chris :D
 
David Cameron and his rosie rosie chops
Luis Suarez
Mushrooms
People who are already well off then vote for a political party based only on how that party's policies will effect them
Macho men grunting
loud motorbikes
unkindness
Paul Daniels<magic>
 
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