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Discussion in 'Charlton' started by ybabobmij, May 19, 2012.

  1. Tewkesbury Addick

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    That talentless, faux-camp kn*bhead with the big glasses on The Gadget Show.

    Ugh...
     
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  2. ForestHillBilly

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    The January transfer window when we've got no money.
     
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  3. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    People who run for the tube and barge through. There will be another train in a minute....
     
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  4. Sat In Greenwich

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  5. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    I pity people like that SIG. They get found out eventually.
     
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  6. Sat In Greenwich

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  7. Tewkesbury Addick

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    Evan Davis and Justin Webb screwing up The Today Programme on Radio 4.

    Dreadful.
     
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  8. Sat In Greenwich

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    emails with subject "urgent" and no other description in it

    ...its all about perspective
     
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  9. Holden Chinaski

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    I once had a boss who went one further and hijacked my work, especially reports, simply by taking my name off and putting his on.

    This was just simply irritating until he took something that had taken me six months to prepare and got a whacking great promotion on the back of it.

    Revenge was swift and decisive.

    He asked me to write a marketing and sales plan for a new product that he was going to tap the board up for around a quarter of a million to launch. It hadn't got a hope in hell of succeeding, but after I'd finished the report it looked like a World-beater. I went in to present the report to him (thinking I'd give him a fighting chance to suss it) and he didn't even want to discuss it - an hour later it was with the board, with his name on it.

    Three months and 250 large down the Swannee later, we'd achieved 1.5% of the target I'd 'predicted' - the product was dropped sharpish and so was he.

    Naughty Tewkes...<devil>
     
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  11. Ken Shabby

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    Tewks, I like your style.
     
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  12. Miketyson2007

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    Crystal Palace
     
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  13. Miketyson2007

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    Waggy bashing.... Oooo er misses
     
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  14. Glovepup

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    Mopeds, stupid cyclists (not all are stupid) and drivers who do not indicate
     
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  15. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    Cabs after midnight. Trying to charge £22 from lordship lane to Greenwich!
     
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  16. Miketyson2007

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    I presume you mean lordship lane in dulwich not the one in Tottenham
     
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  17. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    That's the one. £22 from Tottenham I Greenwich is something I couldn't moan about!
     
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  18. Miketyson2007

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    The promise of lotsa snow and then... Hardly anything
     
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    The fact that it snows in London every year without fail...and every year without fail the rail services are unprepared for it.
     
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  20. IA

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    Price comparison websites
    a) Why do they have a budget for extensive TV advertising
    ii) Why is it always spent on annoying ads

    Snow.

    People who are surprised every year by the fact that a country that doesn't get very much snow hasn't made the large expenditure necessary to have everything running smoothly when it does snow. Similar for other unusual weather extremes.

    People who describe healthcare in any developed country as "third world".

    Racist foreigners (ie anyone who lives outside of the country in which they were born holding negative opinions about another race).

    Racist second-generation foreigners (eg a child of Irish immigrants joining the BNP)

    People who narrate their lives (eg "I'm going to have a cup of tea")

    People who press the button for a road crossing more than once

    People who press an already lit button in the lift, including the above

    News reporting about Kate Middleton's womb

    ITV

    Music that is crap, especially music featuring:
    Lady Gaga
    Cheryl Cole
    Anyone who ever was or ever will be a member of N-Dubz
    Jessie J

    Listening to people talk about the Lib Dems annoys me too, but I don't care about them, so it probably doesn't get on my tits.

    I think I have more to add, but I'm in a good mood today, so I'll just give one more

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