Things that are better than boobs

A blowjob from a woman.

 

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Some truly joyous bottoms

 

The Holy Trinity: Tobacco; Football; Tits

 

I respectfully disagree.

Wine; Tobacco; Nekkid rampant wimmin

 

The love of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

 

I haven't touched a drop for nigh on five years, so I had to choose between football and literature. To do so, I consulted my tattoos and the result is as follows -

Charlton Athletic 3 Tolstoy 1 - what was I thinking during that mad night in Astapovo?

 

I like the way your mind malfunctions ya mad bastard

 

This chap Ponders is insane.

 

The real answer is not much, but honourable mentions for attractive women of most ages who have one or more of the following, a nice arse, a nice face, a smile now and again and nice hair. Oh and they should smell nice too, not washed in Britney Spears but a suggestion of a perfume.

 

It's all about the well turned arse imo. And the legs that go all the way up.

 

Smiles aren't important. She canny sook yer knob while smiling.

 

A good woman can smile just using her eyes.

 

Let us not forget the nape of the neck, the shape of the hip, and yes the turn of the arse into the thigh. Long shapely calves are also good.

Dammit. Am away fur a ****.

 

Good point, well made.