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big bang theory
Anything spurs
almost anything Sex
ps3
animals
some people not all
being a dad
sex
spurs winning
sex
when spurs score
shaggin
when we come back from a goal or 2 down to win an away matchg<whistle>
sex
spurs!
 
China town after a night out
My cycle to work in the morning when the weather's nice
My audi with 265000 miles on it
Ski holidays
Anchovies
 
deedub93 said:
Reworked from a little ditty I wrote last year which fell foul of the old 606 mods. To the tune of "These area few of my favourite things"

A Kranjcar bazooka it’s going to nuke yer
Huddlestone’s passing and Vedran Corluka
Azza and Baley attacking the wings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Our manager’s ‘Arry our hopes he doth carry
Before his appointment two points was our tally
Hailed as the Messiah the day he arrived.
We went on winning, came 5th and survived.

Young Luka Modric he covers the whole pitch
He nutmegs defenders which makes ‘Arry’s face twitch
An Adebayor hatrick, the crowd when it sings
These are a few of my favourite things

When Wenger is losing I find it amusing
Spurs celebrating and going out boozing
When JD is driving and doing a ton
And Spurs win a cup when the year ends in a one!


Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.

Rafa’s though passes the Goons on their arses
Large silver Trophies and brimming full glasses
Beautiful women and creaking bed springs
These are a few of my favourite things

Me getting blotto and Benny Ekotto
I’d pay for a haircut if I won the lotto
A Danny Rose volley, the victory it brings
These are a few of my favourite things

We dance in the aisles as we’ve got two Kyles
They’re here for the future they both run for miles
And if you’re a Gooner you must now realise
That Tottenham above you is not a surprise

We gave Villa the needle when we signed up Brad Freidel
To Torres and Drogba he’s proved to be equal
Picked up for nothing, a bit of a heist
He saves far more than the bloke known as Christ.

Our reserve keeper is Gomes Brazil’s where his home is
He’s short of hair doesn’t know where his comb is
In the match warm up from cross bars he swings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.

Mike Dawson’s heading the goons they are dreading
Gio’s performance and who he is bedding
A Scott Parker tackle that hurts when it stings
These are a few of my favourite things.

It’s never been gory the Tottenham story
We won the double and basked in the glory
Now think Tommy Huddlestone without any dings
These are a few of my favourite things.

They’re no pretenders are our great defenders
Loving girls in black stockings and matching suspenders
Sebastian Bassong and Youness Kaboul
Each can drink 12 pints and both still stand tall

Old Willie Gallas says Wenger’s a phallus
He missed out on Sandro and young Jermaine Jenas
A clean sheet at home and when the Lane swings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.

Of long boozy binges poor ‘Arry he cringes
On winning a trophy the big party hinges
Think Gio and Ledley both spewing their rings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Loanee David Bentley you’ve got to drive gently
Of Carlo Cudichini I must say lamently
I’ve been looking for phrases or words that might rhyme
I’ve now spent six hours and run out of time

Our Russian’s a Roman a fantastic showman
From 12 yards he’s lethal it’s such a good Omen
Beware of his volleys I call them Blitzkrieg
And one day we’ll win the Premier League!


Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.
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wow. just... wow. <applause>
 
Blondes with green eyes
Black, deadly stouts
Bale blowing the doors off a fullback
Rock Climbing
Red pepper ravioli in red pepper cream sauce
Tennis
Jim Beam
Spurs passing
A-E's stepovers
Ade winning a midfield header
Parker spinning after winning a tackle
VDV's ball handling
A Music Box, Laurel and Hardy, especially the part where they step aside for the girl coming down the stairs, the piano cascades down to the sidewalk, she nearly dies laughing, and Laurel kicks her in the ass. I'm not sure it's possible to watch without laughing.
The Prose Edda in Old Norse
All the really stupid, unethical and illegal things I've ever done for fun
sea food in coconut curry
Don Quixote in Spanish
Tandoori sea food
Later Yeats
Early Eliot
Henryson
Michael Drayton
Sonnets to Orpheus in German
All the time I've spent thumbing through foreign language dictionaries to get a pretty dodgy grasp of other languages.
Summer nights in Pittsburgh
Der Abenteurliche Simplicissimus
Santonio Holmes getting both feet one inch inside the line after coming down from three feet in the air with a ball that cleared the defender's hands by about two inches with twenty seconds left to win the Steelers their sixth championship.
chocolate and peanut butter
 
I like:

big butts...

Tarmac, freshly laid

Kylie

The naughty things in life

Games, games and games

Green fingers

Laughing

Interesting people

Violence
 
BJ's...:D
Spurs
150 in my car
The perfect lap on my bike
Fishing at dawn in the summer
Walks along the beach wiv dogs....we take the hounds too! <whistle>
Holidays
First 'shwallee' (Irishism) of a pint on a hot day
That kebab on the way home...this increases the chance of 'like no.1' due to being unkissable. :D
Headbutting
Cadburys Creme Eggs
Espresso
Watching Arsenal lose...in particular, the faces in the crowd
Paul Oakenfold and Paul Van Dyk (pronounced like the lesbian <ok>)
Sunday lunch on Super Sundays involving Spurs
The woman over the roads tits...rest of its terrible.
 
deedub93 said:
Reworked from a little ditty I wrote last year which fell foul of the old 606 mods. To the tune of "These area few of my favourite things"

A Kranjcar bazooka it’s going to nuke yer
Huddlestone’s passing and Vedran Corluka
Azza and Baley attacking the wings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Our manager’s ‘Arry our hopes he doth carry
Before his appointment two points was our tally
Hailed as the Messiah the day he arrived.
We went on winning, came 5th and survived.

Young Luka Modric he covers the whole pitch
He nutmegs defenders which makes ‘Arry’s face twitch
An Adebayor hatrick, the crowd when it sings
These are a few of my favourite things

When Wenger is losing I find it amusing
Spurs celebrating and going out boozing
When JD is driving and doing a ton
And Spurs win a cup when the year ends in a one!


Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.

Rafa’s though passes the Goons on their arses
Large silver Trophies and brimming full glasses
Beautiful women and creaking bed springs
These are a few of my favourite things

Me getting blotto and Benny Ekotto
I’d pay for a haircut if I won the lotto
A Danny Rose volley, the victory it brings
These are a few of my favourite things

We dance in the aisles as we’ve got two Kyles
They’re here for the future they both run for miles
And if you’re a Gooner you must now realise
That Tottenham above you is not a surprise

We gave Villa the needle when we signed up Brad Freidel
To Torres and Drogba he’s proved to be equal
Picked up for nothing, a bit of a heist
He saves far more than the bloke known as Christ.

Our reserve keeper is Gomes Brazil’s where his home is
He’s short of hair doesn’t know where his comb is
In the match warm up from cross bars he swings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.

Mike Dawson’s heading the goons they are dreading
Gio’s performance and who he is bedding
A Scott Parker tackle that hurts when it stings
These are a few of my favourite things.

It’s never been gory the Tottenham story
We won the double and basked in the glory
Now think Tommy Huddlestone without any dings
These are a few of my favourite things.

They’re no pretenders are our great defenders
Loving girls in black stockings and matching suspenders
Sebastian Bassong and Youness Kaboul
Each can drink 12 pints and both still stand tall

Old Willie Gallas says Wenger’s a phallus
He missed out on Sandro and young Jermaine Jenas
A clean sheet at home and when the Lane swings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.

Of long boozy binges poor ‘Arry he cringes
On winning a trophy the big party hinges
Think Gio and Ledley both spewing their rings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Loanee David Bentley you’ve got to drive gently
Of Carlo Cudichini I must say lamently
I’ve been looking for phrases or words that might rhyme
I’ve now spent six hours and run out of time

Our Russian’s a Roman a fantastic showman
From 12 yards he’s lethal it’s such a good Omen
Beware of his volleys I call them Blitzkrieg
And one day we’ll win the Premier League!


Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.
Click to expand...

Hats off to this man.
 
deedub93 said:
Reworked from a little ditty I wrote last year which fell foul of the old 606 mods. To the tune of "These area few of my favourite things"

A Kranjcar bazooka it’s going to nuke yer
Huddlestone’s passing and Vedran Corluka
Azza and Baley attacking the wings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Our manager’s ‘Arry our hopes he doth carry
Before his appointment two points was our tally
Hailed as the Messiah the day he arrived.
We went on winning, came 5th and survived.

Young Luka Modric he covers the whole pitch
He nutmegs defenders which makes ‘Arry’s face twitch
An Adebayor hatrick, the crowd when it sings
These are a few of my favourite things

When Wenger is losing I find it amusing
Spurs celebrating and going out boozing
When JD is driving and doing a ton
And Spurs win a cup when the year ends in a one!


Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.

Rafa’s though passes the Goons on their arses
Large silver Trophies and brimming full glasses
Beautiful women and creaking bed springs
These are a few of my favourite things

Me getting blotto and Benny Ekotto
I’d pay for a haircut if I won the lotto
A Danny Rose volley, the victory it brings
These are a few of my favourite things

We dance in the aisles as we’ve got two Kyles
They’re here for the future they both run for miles
And if you’re a Gooner you must now realise
That Tottenham above you is not a surprise

We gave Villa the needle when we signed up Brad Freidel
To Torres and Drogba he’s proved to be equal
Picked up for nothing, a bit of a heist
He saves far more than the bloke known as Christ.

Our reserve keeper is Gomes Brazil’s where his home is
He’s short of hair doesn’t know where his comb is
In the match warm up from cross bars he swings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.

Mike Dawson’s heading the goons they are dreading
Gio’s performance and who he is bedding
A Scott Parker tackle that hurts when it stings
These are a few of my favourite things.

It’s never been gory the Tottenham story
We won the double and basked in the glory
Now think Tommy Huddlestone without any dings
These are a few of my favourite things.

They’re no pretenders are our great defenders
Loving girls in black stockings and matching suspenders
Sebastian Bassong and Youness Kaboul
Each can drink 12 pints and both still stand tall

Old Willie Gallas says Wenger’s a phallus
He missed out on Sandro and young Jermaine Jenas
A clean sheet at home and when the Lane swings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.

Of long boozy binges poor ‘Arry he cringes
On winning a trophy the big party hinges
Think Gio and Ledley both spewing their rings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Loanee David Bentley you’ve got to drive gently
Of Carlo Cudichini I must say lamently
I’ve been looking for phrases or words that might rhyme
I’ve now spent six hours and run out of time

Our Russian’s a Roman a fantastic showman
From 12 yards he’s lethal it’s such a good Omen
Beware of his volleys I call them Blitzkrieg
And one day we’ll win the Premier League!


Chorus:
When the Goons score, Ledley’s knees sore
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things,
and then I don't feel so bad.
Click to expand...

<applause> Brilliant mate.
 
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