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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Try putting petrol in it ya daft bint.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 20, 2015
  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    [QUOTE="Gambol, post: 7516932, member:]Try putting petrol in it ya daft bint.[/QUOTE]

    aye, that'd fix it.

    It's a diesel <doh>
     
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    Tina., Jan 20, 2015
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    aye, that'd fix it.

    It's a diesel <doh>[/QUOTE]

    Ah, there's the problem. I tried to be my usual helpful self and filled yer car up with petrol I siphoned aff yer neighbour.

    Did ye get the milk and eggs I left on yer doorstep?
     
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    Gambol, Jan 20, 2015
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Things...

    ...like a walk in the park?
     
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    Gambol, Jan 20, 2015
  5. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    are you drunk?
     
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    Tina., Jan 20, 2015
  6. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    he's drunk with life <ok>
     
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    ERINBLACK, Jan 20, 2015
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What was that song?

    Things like a walk in the park... things like...
    ..what about the night we met

    It's popped into ma nut cos of the thread title and I canny place it.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 20, 2015
  8. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Wish is my command <ok>
     
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    Mick, Jan 20, 2015
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Have violent but ultimately passionate sex with an alpaca.
     
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    VenomPD, Jan 20, 2015
  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Dean Martin
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 20, 2015
  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Also, what would be nice if you would make the site even ****ter so less people use it?
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Jan 20, 2015
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  12. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    That's it.

    "My throbbing thrillhammer glistens towards your hairy minge" Think that was what it was called.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Jan 20, 2015
  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    This isn't the usual contempt for the customer that I've come to expect from you, Mick. That was genuinely impressive. Well done.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 20, 2015
  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    This.

    Minus the psychopathic making noises to yourself, obviously.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 20, 2015
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  15. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Can I have a house please?
     
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    Shameless, Jan 20, 2015
  16. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's so 2009 - come to think of it the day they let me out of Scrubbs for it I joined this forum
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <ok>

    that's the wan
     
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    Gambol, Jan 21, 2015
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