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Thick Yank - Potential President

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Aug 20, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    All women are whores. FACT.

    Ever wondered why the end of your old chap resembles a German infantryman's helmet? It is specifically designed to gain maximum penetration when you are on the vinegar strokes so that you dump the little soldiers as far in as possible but also acts as a back plunger to pull out any goo that the previous chap left up there. After years of evolution our gentleman friend has adapted to dump the load and evacuate the seed of any rivals that the dorty wee hooer may have already had deposited up her moo.

    The only reason your bell end is so shaped is because women over the years have been letting any old caveman pump her.

    Sloppy seconds anyone?
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    here we go.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Ahm gonny slap the next woman I meet. The whore. <grr>
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ffs i thought i was aff ma heid <laugh>

    im saved!!
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I never thought you would get religion.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Although I may have added a bit of colloquial colour to my post it is most certainly true regarding the form and function of the male member with regards to evacuation of other men's seed deposited in the female. Similarly there is a direct correlation to the shape of breasts imitating the buttocks as an evolutionary product to encourage males to copulate whilst looking at the face of the female to promote the formation of intimacy and bonding. It is also true that the enhancement of female lips with red lipstick is intended to reflect the blood flushed colour of the vulva during sexual stimulation.

    And no, you are not saved. You are still off your head you Big Foot chasing, chariot of the Gods believing lunatic.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ok squire.
     
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  9. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    so no truth in you being a mummy's boy ? - give her a smack for me.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Will do.

    I'm hoping that 1950's style mysogyny(sp) comes back into fashion very soon. Ahm ****in gaggin fur ma hole.
     
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  11. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Gambol - misogyny - and I didn't think it has gone out of fashion on GC ( ask Tina )- along with misandry. ( that's why the summer punch up has been suggested )
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It hasn't gone out of fashion? Well, it disny seem to be working for me. Maybe I'm just very very ugly after all.
     
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