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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Jan 20, 2016.

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  1. Toby

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    So what? I could easily pass most degrees when it comes to non-scientific ones.

    Also

    OMFG

    http://www.army.mod.uk/join/tests/englishtest/default.aspx

    <rofl> <rofl> <rofl> <rofl>
     
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  2. Toby

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    What was your score on that test Dev?
     
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    I work for Kidderminster's leading flute manufacturer.
     
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  5. Toby

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    Ponders give that literacy test a go, it's pretty challenging...

    No wonder we've ****ed up every war we've been in for decades...
     
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    Countdown of GC's most intelligent members -

    10. Archers Road
    9. Maltese Mick
    8. Monaco
    7. Dan Starkey

    Can't be bothered to do any more...
     
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  8. Toby

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    Sussex Uni requires a password to view their coursework, but in my 1st year at Uni I did a course intitled Mathematical Tools for Cognitive Science

    Here's an example of another Uni's test paper (not final year exam, just a random test)

    http://www.cns.nyu.edu/~eero/math-tools/Homework/hw4.pdf
     
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    I got the bus stop one right, but that was a lucky guess.
     
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  10. Toby

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    Thank **** you stopped there, Question 2 would challenge the finest minds of our generation

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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

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    @Toby
    I'm more intelligent than my brother but he lives in London. I got a better degree and live in a bigger house in a safer area.

    And I've been to London on a number of occasions; the birds there are no different to any major, modern city in England. In fact, the women in the Trafford Centre are far superior <ok>
     
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  12. Toby

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    I never claimed it was a blanket rule, of course there will be exceptions.

    I've never lived in Manchester, been there quite a few times though, Birmingham too, and Oldham, and there isn't enough bleach in the world to wash out the sight of some of the 'women' there.

    Also, I never said everyone in London is attractive and intelligent? :huh:
     
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    What sort of tragic **** subscribes to something called "Money Week"? Jesus wept. I despair for the human race.
     
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    Someone has popped off to the Angry Dome, guess the same boring circular argument will resume when he calms down...
     
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    dev smokes joints i inspect joints

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Mick

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    Someone who wants to read about money on a weekly basis?

    and Iain, via email.
     
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    Why would you want to read ab...

    Oh never mind.
     
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    Mick loves money...More than anything else...
     
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    ^^ ****ing lefties scorn other people for learning about money, then complain that other people make more money than them.
     
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  20. Toby

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    ^^ Has spent the prime years of his life in ****holes just to earn more, without realising you can be quite happy without loads of cash too
     
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