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These people should be shot

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Jan 20, 2016.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ireland has a better standard of living than Britain.
     
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    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Another First World problem. There is a perfectly reasonable solution which would be for the couple to get married. It can be a 10 minute procedure in the local registry office, small fee and a couple of witnesses and job done. They don't even have to call each other husband and wife if they so choose.

    The problem is their opening gambit of the now familiar "We want....." It has nothing to do with need and is yet another in a long line of self obsessive objections to what the vast majority of people have no issues with.

    They are bound to win, if not in our courts then our cousins in the EU will grant in their favour.

    Shooting these two would only stop us having to look at their self-satisfied smug cnut faces stood outside the courts/Parliament/Strasbourg waving their "We told you so" judgement at the cameras.
     
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  3. Toby

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    I wasn't talking about a 3rd world country though, I was talking about the SE of England.

    I'm sure £10 a day would set me up nicely in South Sudan <ok>
     
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  4. Toby

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    You live in Norf Direland. Same thing.

    Spastic.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <laugh> That poor photographer for that article must have been at it for days.

    'I promise I look nicer than that!! Take another one!!'

    Thank **** for Photoshop...
     
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  6. Mick

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    What I never understood is why you would choose to live in the SE of England on a wage which means you have a lower standard of living than elsewhere?

    I mean I know you will joke that it's 'not third world' or something else - but living in a shoe box which costs half your salary is not exactly first world.
     
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  7. Toby

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    1. Weather (compared with the rest of the UK)
    2. Wages are proportionally higher (in London anyway)
    3. I went to Uni there so knew loads of peeps
    4. Women are more intelligent and attractive (more money = better education)

    I could have moved to Oldham or Darlington, but I would have committed suicide in a day or 2. Also, how the **** are you going to get a decent job if you live in the middle of nowhere? (the situation I'm currently facing)

    You get huge room in shared houses for like £400 a month in Brighton too <ok>
     
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  8. Toby

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    PS: I've never been for benefits for life, I like the french system where you get back what you contributed for a bit then they **** you off and give you peanuts to live off.

    My little bro gets about 900€ a month when he has no job until he gets a new contract.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Wouldn't be much fun if we all agreed.
     
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    i agree
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Well you're no fun at all. Disappointed.
     
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  13. Toby

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    I'm talking to Mick here. Go away.
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I concur .
    I feel sorry for 18-21 year olds that can't even get housing benefit and get paid £5 hour to do **** jobs min wage or forced into unpaid work.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    On my own thread, aye i'll piss off and let you talk complete bollocks again <laugh>

    Better education = More Intelligent <rofl>
     
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  16. Mick

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    Aye, but you're about 30 now ya ****. You're getting to the stage that you won't get a shag unless you look as if you have the resources to support the 10 kids and house in the country that the wimmin' dream about. Go be a big fish in one of the regions and all the stupid regional chicks will think the fact you can speak French is super exotic <ok>
     
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    im on 19.5k a year and do just fine, get laid every night, dine on the finest food daily (if theres a better food than munchieboxes im yet to find it) and go to one of the best pubs youll ever visit multiple times a week.

    the fact these scrounging c*nts get even more than me really doesnt sit well with me at all. that news has soured what was shaping up to be a marvellous afternoon.

    f*cking 24k christ sake
     
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  18. Toby

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    There's no point debating anything with you. You're just not intelligent enough to have a decent conversation with <sorry>

    And yes. To get into a decent Uni you need good grades and it costs a lot of money to move into the SE.

    Good grades = intelligent

    And for some weird reason a lot of the people in the SE of England are better looking than the rest of the country. Women in Manchester or Birmingham should have 'This Way Up' stickers on them.
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Seen that on twitter m8 congrats
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    You are an idiot, you've just proven it <ok>
     
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