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These people should be shot

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Jan 20, 2016.

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Pass.
    Give me another.
    I'll take a guess 3 sausages.
    Are they all food questions?.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I read that York was hit by nuclear missiles .
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    London doesn't like me, last time I was there 3 years ago I nearly got into 2 fights.
     
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    You're not supposed to talk to people in London Dev that's rule #1
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

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    Funnily enough that's how the 1st near ruckus came about. I asked a guy in a delivery uniform "Excuse me" but before I could add "can you tell me where ST Pancras is?" He held his hand up and turned his back.

    I offered him my frank opinion of his behaviour. He declined to counter.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    Another time I got into a black cab and said "Waterloo please"

    "The station?" asks the cabbie

    "Well" I said, "we are a bit late for the ****ing battle"
     
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    <laugh> Their firewall doesn't **** about.

    Don't get deported.
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    That was London, Manchester and Edinburgh.
     
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    Just as well, its probably Top Secret and ****.
     
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    Try chatting to people on a busy tube or even making eye contact it freaks us out.
    I've stabbed for less.
     
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    It's really funny when tourists ask questions at bus stops/etc...The ****ing looks people give them <laugh>
     
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    Glasgow is the polar opposite, you ask for directions in Glasgow and people take pride in sending you in the right direction, maybe even walk you there.
     
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    And stopping for a quick pint...
     
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    I can just see ST laughing it up at us poor mugs when he has his caravan blown through his front room .
     
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    Mind you I would not recommend making eye contact on a FirstBus in Glasgow. It may get a bit Stabby.
     
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    why do you despair? i agree they should be allowed

    faux outrage imo
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

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    <laugh> Tartan and tofu all over the shop.
     
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