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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Mar 28, 2011.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    One almost feels sorry for the deluded old soak.

    He's harmless enough though.

    The Bridge Bar actually does niot have a ladies toilet believe it or not so he keeps trying to find his way downstairs to the staff female toilet to smeel the seat and try his luck with the one toothed 80 year old barmaid.

    Tragic when you consider he seved with distinction in 'Nam.
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    He's guest starring as a New York street-crazy in lower Manhattan at the moment.
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    ask the french.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I noticed the old pish stained drunken ****ed up jakey was on here a couple of hours ago.

    Nothing to say for himself though.

    Tink.
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    and last night ER i even gave the thread a bump to get his attention ...... hes going blind though from all the micky monk he gets in his eyes
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately the internet in BH's "accommodation" has been working intermittently. In the meantime, he's been shouting vulgar and obscene comments at pigeons just to pass the time.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    He even has the obligatory green tent, bless his little urine stained and spew encrusted cotton white socks
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the smelly tramp is back on. Keep it quiet folks.
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Does that mean the scabies and crabs have cleared up and he's allowed back in the library?
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Correct and once he gargles the spunk that has given him the fiver for use of t'internet he will be right with us.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Tagging is fun <ok>
     
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  13. BH1972RFC

    BH1972RFC Guest

    <laugh>

    I just love how I've got right under the skin of you MOPEs :grin:

    Shower of sad ****s <laugh>
     
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  14. BH1972RFC

    BH1972RFC Guest

    Anyway, enjoy your respective weekend's on here <doh>

    <greatweekendsmileymuir>
     
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  15. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    fixed that for ya snagglepuss <ok>
     
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  16. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Poor BH.

    Eh, scrap that.
     
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  17. BH1972RFC

    BH1972RFC Guest

    Hope you enjoyed Ayr and whatever other shoe-shine bars you went to this evening.

    <laugh>
     
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  18. BH1972RFC

    BH1972RFC Guest

    P.S Austerity measures in Sevenoaks? Nah, don't think it really applies down here in the South East.

    I'm sure the Right Honourable StereoTypist Of Coatbridge will argue that your buroo money must be spent elsewhere.

    Nah, keep it coming down here, chaps :grin:
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    See you in the Bridge at 3 BH.
     
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