What an OTT wee Jessie! If he can have a drink at the weekend and stop midweek, then he's no an alky....
I have a mate who was nicknamed "Wanaff". He's a functioning alcoholic and every time he gets wrecked he claims it to have been a Wanaff.
Crashed his car into a tree when steaming and blamed his missus but he's no an alcoholic. How do you work that one out?
That was taken out of context. The truth is that he crashed into a small shrub while taking sick kids to the hospital.
The same kids he rescued from an Alan Thomson bum-blasting party sponsored by the Catholic Church and Torbet FC? Ricksen - Prince among Men.
That's what happens when you do it too much, Mr Personality. [video=youtube;5kUWNzwLUZA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kUWNzwLUZA[/video]