Alex Neil is the latest
One of a growing list,
Of those from the northern realms
Who´ve made a decent fist,
Of the art of managing
Where nothing much is missed,
There must be something in the Bellshill water
Sir Matt Busby, I believe
Was also from those parts,
As was Lambert P, of old
Who led us off the charts,
Now McNally D has found
Another ace of hearts,
What is it then that´s in the Bellshill water?
One could be tempted to think
That something slightly stronger,
Found its way into the taps
And out, to keep them younger,
Whatever it is, the effect
Lasts that wee bit longer,
So don´t change what´s put in the Bellshill water
Players too, who´ve made a mark
Started their life up there,
Just south east of Glasgow Central
But still fairly near,
Ally McCoist, he was one
So too, Brian McClair,
There must be something in the Bellshill water
But as for every rule these days
An exception there must be,
Peter Grant of Norwich fame
Tried and failed dismally,
At a management career
His first one, and only,
Maybe he missed taking the Bellshill water
But for us at Carrow Road
Two out of three will do,
Leaders who can get the best
Out of our assembled crew,
And if, when we have to find
Our next one in the queue,
Make sure they´ve had their fill of Bellshill water. OTBC - INIT
One of a growing list,
Of those from the northern realms
Who´ve made a decent fist,
Of the art of managing
Where nothing much is missed,
There must be something in the Bellshill water
Sir Matt Busby, I believe
Was also from those parts,
As was Lambert P, of old
Who led us off the charts,
Now McNally D has found
Another ace of hearts,
What is it then that´s in the Bellshill water?
One could be tempted to think
That something slightly stronger,
Found its way into the taps
And out, to keep them younger,
Whatever it is, the effect
Lasts that wee bit longer,
So don´t change what´s put in the Bellshill water
Players too, who´ve made a mark
Started their life up there,
Just south east of Glasgow Central
But still fairly near,
Ally McCoist, he was one
So too, Brian McClair,
There must be something in the Bellshill water
But as for every rule these days
An exception there must be,
Peter Grant of Norwich fame
Tried and failed dismally,
At a management career
His first one, and only,
Maybe he missed taking the Bellshill water
But for us at Carrow Road
Two out of three will do,
Leaders who can get the best
Out of our assembled crew,
And if, when we have to find
Our next one in the queue,
Make sure they´ve had their fill of Bellshill water. OTBC - INIT
er no, not that I recall - that´s why I deliberately didn´t write H-earts 
