The Worst Weekend Thread Ever #15

I had Magic of Light which was 2nd


^^^^ E/W backing SCUM

 

Only way to go,how's your golf bets faring?

 

Not bad, have DeChambeau, Fleetwood, Rose and Rory.

 

DeChambeau,Rahm,Finau,Molinari and as long as they make the cut they'll give me something to follow

 

How did Lyle finish yesterday? Saw him at -1 but not sure if he was in the clubhouse or not.

 

He’s deed mate

 

+1

 

Is it Americans that coined the term "scallions".

And if it was a black staccato vocalist would he be referred to as a "rapscallion"?

 

His tip is always weak.

So the young boys say anyway.

 

I'm no classic scholar but think it has a Greek origin,if you know your onions

 

Greek?

Ok Mick, might look that up actually.

 

Etymology[edit]
The words scallion and shallot are related and can be traced back to the Greek ασκολόνιον ('askolonion') as described by the Greek writer Theophrastus. This name, in turn, seems to originate from the name of the ancient Canaan city of Ashkelon. The plant itself came from farther east of Europe.[4]

You are indeed correct Mick.

Have a gold star.

 

What did the leper say to the hooker?

Keep the tip

 

Why would you tip a hooker?

 

Why would you tip any person who provides you with a service of which the price has already been agreed beforehand?

 

Mainly so the owners of the establishments don't have to pay their staff as much as they should. Seems fair.

 

Correct.

Anyone that asks me for a tip gets a kick in the nuts/flaps.

Either that or I say "A tip? Don't stop to tie your shoelaces in a revolving door" Now **** off and die parasite.

 

Because she doesn't get paid enough playing rugby?

 

I felt bad not tipping to delivery man the other night but the ****ing Indian charges £3:50 for delivery

Thoughts?

 

What do you usually get from the Indian? In terms of food, I mean