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The worst present you received this year..

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Dec 30, 2011.

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  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Dec 30, 2011
  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <party>
     
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    Tina_old, Dec 30, 2011
  3. Sam Axe

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    It may have returned with a dry spell but officially not.
     
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    Sam Axe, Dec 30, 2011
  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    A prostitute was it?
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Dec 30, 2011
  5. Sam Axe

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    Nope, it was your ma
     
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    Sam Axe, Dec 30, 2011
  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I hope you paid her well
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Dec 30, 2011
  7. Sam Axe

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    I just drove it home like a pack of sled dogs and left
     
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    Sam Axe, Dec 30, 2011
  8. Fabulous Fabio

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    I thought you might have preferred to do my da?
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Dec 30, 2011
  9. Sam Axe

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    I did him too but he had an arse like a wizard's cuff.
     
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    Sam Axe, Dec 30, 2011
  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I asked for a fresh ripe 8 yr old

    Got a ****ing somali refugee, oh well at least he has learned the words cook, clean & bendover.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Dec 30, 2011

  11. Sam Axe

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    How the **** are you not in jail? <yikes>
     
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  12. OLOF

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    A Bon Jovi CD,

    ****ing pisstaking bastard.
     
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    OLOF, Dec 30, 2011
  13. LJemile

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    <laugh>
     
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    LJemile, Dec 31, 2011
  14. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    An iPhone/iPod speaker dock...... when i have an android phone and no iPod <doh>
     
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  15. LJemile

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    I got a screwdriver, with some attachments cleverly concealed in the flimsy plastic handle.
     
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    LJemile, Dec 31, 2011
  16. JONATHAN P ACWORTH

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    fecking socks wtf again
     
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    JONATHAN P ACWORTH, Dec 31, 2011
  17. alwaysright

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    That's not how you spell cock.
     
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  18. Deleted 1

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    Some ungrateful ****s on here - if you don't like what you got give it to ****ing charity.
     
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  19. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I got Malaria:kiss:
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 31, 2011
  20. Hugh Briss

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    Unbelievable.

    You don't even call or write then just expect everything to be the same when you return? <grr>

    God loves you.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Dec 31, 2011
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