Off Topic The Wonderful, magical and exciting countdown to Christmas thread

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Sexually or violently?

 

Shagging her would have been preferable.

 

The former.....and I still would.

 

rather have given goldie hawn one myself.

not that any of us are in a position to ****ing choose

 

I don't like Christmas pudding

 

It's ok, it's at the bottom, so just don't dig too far

 

My dad liked her

 

You don't know me that well do you?

#nowaste

 

Wtf are two mince pies doing in there, between scrambled egg and bacon(?), and turkey and potatoes?

 

It does sound revolting doesn't it

I actually don't like a lot of that. I won't eat mince pies, cranberry sauce, parsnips, brussels or christmas pudding.

 

Same except I do like parsnips.

 

I'm assuming the layers are in order of consumption and the egg and bacon is for breakfast. Maybe the mince pies are supposed to be a mid-morning snack? No idea.

 

^ Is the right answer.

I would wager that many are purchased, but few are actually consumed "wacky joke" present

 

I thought it was meant to be a Chrimbo dinner. If it's intended to be one's entire ration for the day then where's the coffee and chocolate mints at the bottom?
Not to mention the alcohol.
I was thinking of getting one, but I have my doubts now.......

 

It needs to be condensed into a tablet too

 

They forgot the Christmas crackers with the party hats too.

 

Yeah. Whole thing's a bloody let-down.

 

I really expect more from a Christmas Tinner. Being an actual tin, you can't put it straight in the microwave either. Why isn't it in a microwavable container?

 

Imagine if your life was that ****e and you were that lonely, that Christmas day actually included one of those monstrosities?

#prayforastro

 

Real men don't cook.



#thatsmyexcuse