Off Topic The Wonderful, magical and exciting countdown to Christmas thread

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rather have given goldie hawn one myself.

not that any of us are in a position to ****ing choose <laugh>
 
Wtf are two mince pies doing in there, between scrambled egg and bacon(?), and turkey and potatoes?

It does sound revolting doesn't it <laugh>

I actually don't like a lot of that. I won't eat mince pies, cranberry sauce, parsnips, brussels or christmas pudding.
 
I'm assuming the layers are in order of consumption and the egg and bacon is for breakfast. Maybe the mince pies are supposed to be a mid-morning snack? No idea.

^ Is the right answer.

I would wager that many are purchased, but few are actually consumed "wacky joke" present <doh>
 
I'm assuming the layers are in order of consumption and the egg and bacon is for breakfast. Maybe the mince pies are supposed to be a mid-morning snack? No idea.

I thought it was meant to be a Chrimbo dinner. If it's intended to be one's entire ration for the day then where's the coffee and chocolate mints at the bottom?
Not to mention the alcohol.
I was thinking of getting one, but I have my doubts now.......
 
I thought it was meant to be a Chrimbo dinner. If it's intended to be one's entire ration for the day then where's the coffee and chocolate mints at the bottom?
Not to mention the alcohol.
I was thinking of getting one, but I have my doubts now.......

It needs to be condensed into a tablet too
 
I thought it was meant to be a Chrimbo dinner. If it's intended to be one's entire ration for the day then where's the coffee and chocolate mints at the bottom?
Not to mention the alcohol.
I was thinking of getting one, but I have my doubts now.......

They forgot the Christmas crackers with the party hats too.
 
Imagine if your life was that ****e and you were that lonely, that Christmas day actually included one of those monstrosities?

#prayforastro