Good to see Scotland pulling the rest of the UK out of what a fùcking embarrassment hole by bagging two guaranteed medals at the Winter Olympics! You lot really need to get the finger out!
It's only because the weather is even ****tier in Scotland than it is here, otherwise we'd kick your arses at that too.
Just a silver mind .. so close ... and yet so Scotland ... hopefully your gals can prove to be more formidable ... as is the natural order North of...
When you think of it Scotland invented all the good sports. Football, Rugby, Golf, Curling, Cycling. What did England invent? Standing about in a field in white trousers for four hours! No wonder you managed to fùck up the Empire we won for you! .
... and yet the English have dined at the top table of all those sports you mentioned whilst the Scots have had to be content with leftovers down in the servants kitchen ... Bon Appetite Mon Cherie