The Wimbledon Final 2012

I can tell what's happening by watching the odds. They change with every serve.

 

Am I going to be right in my prediction that Murray will never win Wimbledon?

Come on Feds don't be greedy just throw the game

 

Oh FFS. I've nearly finished off the chocolates and all I can hear is some pillock on the TV in the next room going on. Sounds like he's explaining how to cook something. I'm going to have to wake up the dog and get the remote.

 

Ron, you know what they say about things that look too good to be true!

 

No problem. Found this.

 

Here we go.

 

That's it, all over now.

 

1/50 Federer. Sounds about right.

 

That pillock with his bloody cooking in the other room is doing my head in. I'll have to get up and turn that off. Might as well put the tennis back on while I'm at it (if it's not finished by then). Only got two chocolates left.

 

Tennis back on. Just in time to see the finish. My missus has only gone to bed and is fast asleep. This tennis is boring. I'm going to have another cup of tea. Just wondering whether I should wake her up and give her one.

 

Murray looks as though he just wants to get off the court.

 

Yes he does.

 

Looks like I'm on my own.

 

Don't I count then?

 

Its like watching England at the Euros, you already know the outcome before the game starts.

 

Sorry lala. It doesn't show you as being here and I seemed to be talking to myself.

 

It aint that bad brb!

 

No its like the thought of the pain before you actually have to go to the dentists but you just keep believing la la

 

At least he made it to the final! England haven't done that since '66!

 

Good night. Like I said. Federer backed himself to win 3-1