Off Topic The What kind of ****ery is this? thread...

Just realised it’s the Glorious 12th.
Grouse season no less

Some of you plebs might not understand the importance and ritual of shooting grouse for fun, so here is a short guide

Grouse - a group of birds from the order Galliformes, in the family Phasianidae.

Collective noun for grouse - A covey

People who shoot grouse for fun - ****s

Collective noun for people who shoot grouse for fun - A bunch

 

ah yes, maybe so

 

in the spirit of whingeing, how much are bloody trains!
my little girl wants to go on one, **** knows why, Peppa Pig probably went on one ..
thought id jump on one in Cott to Town only cost a couple of quid, 11 quid return! is that about right? only be on it about 4 minutes . Not been on a train in about 20 years but sod that.

 

People always say to me oh we got tickets to London 3 quid return you should
Or manchester Newcastle wherever Chazz!!
I look and it’s 150 quid single ffs
They’re a right twatting about too
****test websites ever too

 

think you have to be something like 12 weeks in advance to the exact millisecond.....
22 quid return if my mrs comes with us or take the car and park in Prinny Quay for 2 quid, sorry Greta but its a no brainer ..

 

Tell her it’s an electric car it’s better for the planet she should appreciate that…

 

The game as I used to enjoy it is well and truly ****ed -

 

Doesnt say he’s banned though…. Only not welcome….

Fine I will return & be unwelcome would be my attitude

 

Hmm - I think the letter heading 'Stadium Ban' covers that

 

Oh ffs

 

hahaha ohhhh….. this is why I never became a lawyer lol

 

Not really sure what ‘stronger action’ is available to the club?
Ban for longer I suppose (but really that’s the same action for longer)

****ing stupid anyway

I like to stand. I’ve tried watching football sat down and it just isn’t the same. But that’s just my choice, I know and older chap who had to stop coming to City when he had to sit down all the time because his knees seized up.

 

I was only about 23 years old when I started using South Stand seats at Boothferry Park. That was because standing for a couple of hours hurt my lower back.
Did that make me a lesser fan?

What is this obsession with standing?

If anyone thinks I didn't sing and make a noise, then they should have been sat (or stood) near me.

My vocal capacity is legendary.

 

Seat ****er

 

I did away games with Tiger Travel as well.

Bus ****er me

 

I was 16 when I started going in the South Stand seats. It was far too dangerous on the terraces in front. I have sat ever since. I am with you on the back pain from standing nowadays.

 

Well your vocals on here certainly are

 

Sorry

 

It was my turn to make the brews at work earlier today and decided I was going to do it whilst sat down.

Wheeled myself ( on my wheely type office chair) to the fridge then wheeled back to the brew making area.

Poured the kettle whilst remaining seated.

Wheeled myself to the bin to dispose of the tea bags.

I enjoyed the experience and plan to do it again.

I got a few funny looks but who cares?

Point in question is that sitting down is cool and shouldn’t be mocked. People like me and Kemps shouldn’t be called nasty names for doing it.

Shame of Chaz, nasty bastard.