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Off Topic The What kind of ****ery is this? thread...

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Kempton, Aug 10, 2021.

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  1. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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    There was a fair there too?:shocked:
     
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  2. DMD

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    Aye, it's all just swings and roundabouts.
     
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    Is that why the daft twats couldn't stay on their feet?
     
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  4. Kempton

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    What to do when your dog does a really sloppy one in long grass and it's not your dog.

    It was half a mile away back to my Sisters house, so I didn't fancy going to the nearby B&Q (about ten miles) to get the world's longest hose pipe and setting it up at my Sisters house, all with the ****ing Airdale in tow.

    No mate. I just walked away whistling.

    Archie, come here!
     
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  5. DMD

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    That's what the used tea-bag in a pooh bag is for. Bend down, and walk away swinging it in your hand. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    No licking road clean then? @ 2:45

     
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    '****' I never thought of that.
     
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    Kempton, Aug 12, 2021
  8. rovertiger

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    How the ****ing **** can Katie(**** me i'm Jordan) Price be classed as a celebrity? She's on Celebrity Masterchef for ****'s sake, totally ruined it for me she has. :headbang:
     
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  9. AlRawdah

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    Do you mean this weeks Celeb Masterchef? That’s not Jordan. It’s Bez.
     
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  10. Anal Frank Fingers

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    Sounds more like Geovanni than Hernandez.
     
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  11. rovertiger

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    That is yea, but the 90 degree legs one is on a future episode.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Now I'm not sure she has them as I tend not to watch or read things with her in, but what's with huge collagen lips (facial)?

    Is there a single person in the world who thinks they make someone look better rather than ****ing ridiculous, or is it just me being behind the times?

    Or ... is it just to draw the attention away from the rest of the face.
     
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  14. rovertiger

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    I don't take a lot of notice of her to be honest mate. As soon as I see her name in the title of an article I skip it altogether.
     
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    What a ****ing waste of time and energy this thread is. Just trawled through 8 pages of dogshit and pissed up slags and not a single mention of curry sauce!

    Hang your heads in shame you set of arseholes.

    ****ing fuming me.:emoticon-0121-angry
     
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    Curry sauce.....happy now moaning twat?
     
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    On reflection, not a bad thread this.:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Squirting if squelched....Quote of the week award:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Wins the prestigeous "Carnal Image" award.
     
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