Match Day Thread The "We're only in the fookin cup final - again" thread

It’s a cup final. We have a great chance of an upset and we can’t be pragmatic.

We best PSG recently and they battered Liverpool. I know it’s a while back.

But I feel we need to literally go 120% energy levels and give it everything. If it’s not good enough then so be it.

I would hate for us to do a Man City performance and just fade to black.

 

So the general consensus, which is both usual and most likely right, is I’m full of **** and we should give it a go?

We shall see. Either way I’ll approach this match like I do every match, ever - thinking we have a chance. HTL.

 

We have a chance. Manure had a minuscule chance against Citeh.

 

Yeah but they win trophies

 

I think we should give it a go but I also think 5 at the back is the right option. We were front foot with 5 at the back against Arsenal, so ne reason we can't repeat that

 

We can win this.

 

We will get beat by 3 clear goals.

 

We're going to get thumped and fall outside the top 8 very soon

 

Nah, 2-0 every time we’re in a final.

 

Well, just as a favour, if you don't want to watch it then I'll have your ticket mate. Wouldn't want you getting upset by having to endure that in the stadium. I'll take one for the team.

 

Im in an’all. Thats a ballot I at least have a chance in.

 

This ballot is weighted.
So your chances are very slim.

 

Unlike you..

 

This time next week...



Celebration walk.

 

This entirely. We'll concede in the first 20 minutes despite feeling like we were better up until that point. The game will then be a drab affair. We'll come out guns blazing in the second half and concede again and our sum total will be a misses 1 on 1 and maybe hitting the woodwork once.

2-0 to Liverpool is the nailed on result. Still nice to get there I guess.

 

We had better turn up.

 

Give me a ticket and I will. Promise.

 

If Newcastle win I will finally have completed my video edit.

This means even if we were going to win, we will lose.