Back in my Rugby playing days the club barmaid was a bit rotund. She also liked to put it about. Over a few pints we realised that we could almost field a side out of the players that had ****ed her (admitted or alleged to have) but we were missing a few players - loose head prop, left winger, and fly half. I did my bit for the team as prop (it wasn’t pleasant) and the young left winger nearly didn’t get out alive. The fly half was tricky as most were married or partnered up, and wouldn’t go near her. In the end we convinced a older player to come out of retirement and bang her. We then arranged a friendly game on a Sunday against a local club, she was working behind the bar and didn’t twig ! She eventually married a bloke from the cricket club, who had no idea of her history.
True. Although, fatties do appreciate it a bit more so a solid argument to say some are decent shags. Not 21 stone fat though like Saffy's, that's just taking **** to the extreme.
21 stone was mine and my mates guess. She couldn't fit in a single chair. Absolutely huge. When I was in my 20's I had absolutely no shame. I'd sleep with anything. I even slept with one lass who wore nappies for whatever reason. I would literally put my dick in anything, not so much cos I was horny although that played a part I suppose. It was more about the banter the next day with the lads.
