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Off Topic THE WEEKLY WICKER-MAN THREAD

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, May 12, 2018.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I would like to add Falcao to the wicker man. He was a twat yesterday, should have been sent off for his interactions with the ref.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jul 4, 2018
  2. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    Why just Falcao, a multi Wicker Men burning for the whole Colombian Team and Coaches would be fairer.
     
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    Ghostinthehouse, Jul 4, 2018
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  3. Beardsley's Stylist

    Beardsley's Stylist Well-Known Member

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    I would like to renominate him after his comments about the ref and how Colombia were robbed.
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Jul 5, 2018
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I nominate Jordan Henderson for a number of reasons:

    1. He missed his penalty and telegraphed it like a ****ing gimp
    2. He is a mackem
    3. He went down like Liston after the lads head brushed his chin, it was embarrassing
    4. He's a mackem

    So whilst I think Jordan is having a great tournament, and its nice to see us not being so naive to indulge in a few dark arts, he's still a mackem ****.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 5, 2018
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  5. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    Burn ................ burn .................burn...........burn.....burn..burn, burn, BURN, BURN!!!!
     
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    daztoc, Jul 5, 2018
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    And a ****ing crab.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 5, 2018
  7. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

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    I nominate the Engerlaand team for being fking useless
     
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    mustyfrog, Jul 15, 2018
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  8. Judge Death

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    burn-him.jpg
     
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    Judge Death, Jul 15, 2018
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    VAR
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The whole frog squad, saving Pogba until last <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 16, 2018
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  11. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    I nominate Michael James Wallace Ashley this week and every week hence, until the fat ****ing leach leaves OUR club.
     
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    daztoc, Jul 20, 2018
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Gotta be Rafa as he is ****ing the club over and making transfers difficult
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 22, 2018
  13. JakartaToon

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    Or you could see Rafa as the hero. He is the one person who can stand up to Ashley and he is doing it. The club may suffer for it but Ashley has the most to lose. Why should Rafa commit to more of this uncertainty - he can probably get as good a job at a number of other clubs, he could probably have had the Spain post. Saint Rafa may be doing this for the fans - he knows we deserve better. All hail St Rafa of St James.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jul 22, 2018
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  14. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    I nominate Free-Dor for his extremely low quality Wumming!!
     
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    daztoc, Jul 22, 2018
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Aye, let's burn out them demons!

    Nominating Rafa indeed, what a plebian (my phone wants to change that to lesbian).
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jul 22, 2018
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Nowt wrong with a lesbian. Even better if there’s two.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 22, 2018
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Only a Mackem would see it like that though. Rafa is a ****.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 23, 2018
  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    You say that like it's an insult. We're all ****s and I'm sure Rafa is no differently abled at being one... But I think It's preposterous to blame him for being self-interested on the basis of historical fact. I wouldn't trust Ashley as far as I could throw him... which isn't far, obviously.

    Most managers get assurances over transfer funds, It's common practice. Mike's obviously have not been good enough.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jul 23, 2018
  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Mike's lost weight. Rafa looks like he's been stealing his Greggs.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 24, 2018
  20. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Unstickied as not red hot topic.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Aug 10, 2018
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