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I only bought it because we used to play 5-a-side after work

 

Adults wearing football tops, only excused if playing football or at the very least going to a game (but even then , should be executed.

 

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The only football top I've bought in the past 20 years was an Ajax top signed by Kluivert which I bought visiting the Ajax shop in the Dam. It's never been worn.

 

Even when I was playing 5's up until the age of 35 I still hadn't worn a football top in donkeys.

Once you get past 20 that should be it, finito.

 

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Got this one, it's ****ing cool

 

Sort of top a lonely sad **** would wear. Gay as ****.

 

Not even by Kluivert?

 

Don't be so ****in gay, christ almighty.

 

Well aye, it's the one he wore when scored the winner in the CL final. Wanna buy it?

 

Is that before he murdered those people...? May as well buy Bundy's cardigan

 

No.

I have a Rangers top signed by last years players.

It's much, much more valuable.

 

Get this Nigel pish aff GC

 

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Any sports tops in fairness. My darts team had a match last week and two oppostion players were wearing Phil the power darts shirts. The worst one i've seen though is people going to horse racing wearing replica jockey silks .

 

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I am a big fan of swimming and often dress like my heroes but tend to go commando.

 

I'm the same, but with wimmin's beach volleyball. I look good in a one piece.

 

WTF!