The Weekend

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monacoger

monacoger

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Feb 2, 2010
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It's the weekend again etc, what are you ****s going to do?


I'm hopefully going to do **** all.
 
Saving myself this weekend as I will be going to watch Dirty Dancing on Monday evening. Super excited.

I'm hoping it's a lot of this >>>>>>>> <party>
 
I'm going to pay my Ukranian "girlfriend" to come round and eat vegetarian pizza, smoke weed, piss my jeans, play Call of Durty, sniff horse tranquilizers and mong out until I have to get up on Monday wearing the same piss stained trousers, go to work in my incredibly well paid & vital job in I.T. before writing condescending comments on other people's threads on GC because I haven't had an original thought since first filling my nappy.

Or I might do a bit of DIY and bake cakes. The garage needs clearing out and after trying an M&S Victoria sponge last week the family have said it is a waste of money as mine is far superior.
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GroveRanger said:
I'm going to pay my Ukranian "girlfriend" to come round and eat vegetarian pizza, smoke weed, piss my jeans, play Call of Durty, sniff horse tranquilizers and mong out until I have to get up on Monday wearing the same piss stained trousers, go to work in my incredibly well paid & vital job in I.T. before writing condescending comments on other people's threads on GC because I haven't had an original thought since first filling my nappy.

Or I might do a bit of DIY and bake cakes. The garage needs clearing out and after trying an M&S Victoria sponge last week the family have said it is a waste of money as mine is far superior.
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<laugh> POTY ^^
 
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GroveRanger said:
I'm going to pay my Ukranian "girlfriend" to come round and eat vegetarian pizza, smoke weed, piss my jeans, play Call of Durty, sniff horse tranquilizers and mong out until I have to get up on Monday wearing the same piss stained trousers, go to work in my incredibly well paid & vital job in I.T. before writing condescending comments on other people's threads on GC because I haven't had an original thought since first filling my nappy.

Or I might do a bit of DIY and bake cakes. The garage needs clearing out and after trying an M&S Victoria sponge last week the family have said it is a waste of money as mine is far superior.
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Ironically your piss take Toby weekend sounds better than your visiting a grocery shop on a Saturday trying to control your urges to rape female joggers after going through next doors recycling bin for copys of last week's Metro whilst being stone cold sober and short.
 
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Today I'm going to take my son to buy some hens as the other 2 got killed by a fox visit a nice Italian restaurant for lunch sit in the sun with my tap off and drink Spanish beer next to the pool.
Maybe a BBQ tomorrow then listen to Radio Norfolk.
 
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Off the wagon and on the lash tomorrow. Party at my wee cousins in Kincardine! Overnight stay and into the 'deid men' on Sunday morning; f**k knows from Sunday afternoon onwards!
 
DUNCAN DONUTS said:
Ironically your piss take Toby weekend sounds better than your visiting a grocery shop on a Saturday trying to control your urges to rape female joggers after going through next doors recycling bin for copys of last week's Metro whilst being stone cold sober and short.
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Oooooft <laugh>
 
GroveRanger said:
I'm going to pay my Ukranian "girlfriend" to come round and eat vegetarian pizza, smoke weed, piss my jeans, play Call of Durty, sniff horse tranquilizers and mong out until I have to get up on Monday wearing the same piss stained trousers, go to work in my incredibly well paid & vital job in I.T. before writing condescending comments on other people's threads on GC because I haven't had an original thought since first filling my nappy.

Or I might do a bit of DIY and bake cakes. The garage needs clearing out and after trying an M&S Victoria sponge last week the family have said it is a waste of money as mine is far superior.
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<laugh><ok>
 
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