The Weekend

Sounds ****ing nice although I don't put beer in my curries

 

Yeah, I was going to go back and correct it but didn't think anybody on here would be pedantic enough to pick me up on it. I was wrong.

 

Very nice,will she cook for us when we arrive over for our golf jolly?

 

The golf jolly is in Portugal, so I reckon she won't.

 

I've booked her a room sharing with @GroveRanger & @gas

Hope you don't mind?

 

Bite me.

 

Not in the slightest, it will give me some ****ing peace

 

#monica is an odious turd

 

He wrote that himself

 

Now that certainly isn't one of my tags!

 

scan has mouth pished in as police scotland smiles wryly

 

thats a tag btw, its just i dont have tagging privileges

 

Might go to Trainspotting 2 over weekend so if anyone has seen it please post reviews

 

I think they may have slipped a bag of manure in there by mistake m9

 

Monny getting it from all sides today.

 

Sash bash tonight in the Martin Luther memorial orange hall in Rigside. I do believe there will be Pape bating and a buffet so that should be good.

Saturday is start of the walking season in Lanarkshire so up with the lark to get my brogues polished up for a long days kicking of the pope. Hurrah!

Sunday i will be at church in the morning praying for the souls of the poor heathen fenians. Forgive them father for they know not what they do. The evening i have a Brazilian jui jitsu class to take where I'm hoping there some taigs to pummel.

Busy busy busy.

 

Serious question.

Some of those walks are miles long, why are most Orangemen and bandsmen morbidly obese?

 

I'm skint til Tuesday so nothing wild for me

Missus round tonight and tomorrow morning, rest of the weekend will be spent getting stoned in bed. Need to repaint one of the toilets in the flat too and change the lino.

Wild times...

My weekend sounds like one of Grove's weekends. I might cancel my plans and just kill myself instead.

 

I know and to be honest I'm getting rather sick of the blatant bullying.