Off Topic The Weather.

[Carmine Galante.]

Not summer tyres in winter? Seen loads of people out ill prepared with summer tyres on getting stuck in the snow. I wonder why they don't have these very same issues where winter tyres are compulsory during seasons when temperatures hover around freezing. Funny that.

Saw a car today which obviously had winter tyres on acting the big man. He was pointing and laughing at non winter tyre users, mocking them and ridiculing their tyre joice.

Knocked the daft **** into a ditch with my 4 x 4.

Not laughing now I dare say.

End ****ing ex.












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Obvz.

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

I wonder if anyone has any views on what motorists might have been able to use in order to make driving both easier and more safe?

Leather driving gloves?

 

[Top_Tiger]

Leather driving gloves?

Nigel in thr passenger seat giving you inspirational words of wisdom.

 

[Kempton]

A tank?

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

I have to concede it’s pretty bad today. Just had a White Walker knocking on my door asking for shelter.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Looks like a few school teachers have gone in the boiler room with a monkey wrench last night.

Amazing how many boilers fail at schools innit

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Looks like a few school teachers have gone in the boiler room with a monkey wrench last night.

Amazing how many boilers fail at schools innit

Good point, why don’t they sign up to that British Gas £9.99 a month scheme?

 

[Steven Toast]

Looks like a few school teachers have gone in the boiler room with a monkey wrench last night.

Amazing how many boilers fail at schools innit

Day off though. My kids were taken home at 2pm yesterday. It’s the right thing to do.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Day off though. My kids were taken home at 2pm yesterday. It’s the right thing to do.

Only ****ing me would book a week off from today to have some ‘quiet time’ with no one around when all the kids are ****ing off now, with parents in tow and I could’ve been pissing around not going to work anyway,

 

[THE EXCLUSIVE 10%]

Dear spring.

Last year you were kind to us with you warm dry and sunny days. I even had to water the lawn! Now you mates summer, autumn and winter have been utter ****ers with there’re cold winds and cloudy sky’s so if you could be so kind as to repeat last year we would all be grateful. The sooner the better thanks. Yours. Me

 

[dennisboothstash]

Saw a car today which obviously had winter tyres on acting the big man. He was pointing and laughing at non winter tyre users, mocking them and ridiculing their tyre joice.

Knocked the daft **** into a ditch with my 4 x 4.

Not laughing now I dare say.

End ****ing ex.












Non of the above actually happened.



Obvz.

I agree Carmine
Winter tyres...pah

Me and Mrs Tash both drive big ignorant fume emitting 4x4s that can just roll over anything in their way...including smaller cars regardless of their tyres

When I go out today I will be using the heated seats, heated windscreen and heated steering wheel...but only 10mins after using the remote control from the warmth of the kitchen which will start the auxiliary heater in the car and have it all nice and toasty and clear all the windows before I even leave the house.

**** VAR, that’s the technology that’s really changing the world for the better

 

[C'mon ref]

Played football tonight at Hull University. T-shirt weather.

Just Larkin were you?

 

[GLP]

I agree Carmine
Winter tyres...pah

Me and Mrs Tash both drive big ignorant fume emitting 4x4s that can just roll over anything in their way...including smaller cars regardless of their tyres

When I go out today I will be using the heated seats, heated windscreen and heated steering wheel...but only 10mins after using the remote control from the warmth of the kitchen which will start the auxiliary heater in the car and have it all nice and toasty and clear all the windows before I even leave the house.

**** VAR, that’s the technology that’s really changing the world for the better

Most 4x4s have mud and snow tyres all year round.

 

[Edelman]

Thought balls to it im off for a walk in it.
Face is fooking freezing but I'm warm as hell. Lovely biting wind

.

Changed my mind!
Boilers stopped working dobt like snow and wind

 

[dennisboothstash]

Most 4x4s have mud and snow tyres all year round.

I imagine you’re right actually

Never given it much thought to be honest ...just get in it and go (I’m not much of a petrolhead so they’re just a tool)

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Changed my mind!
Boilers stopped working dobt like snow and wind

I had my boiler replaced 18 months ago, I thought it would be the least glamorous way I would ever spend £4K.

Until I replaced my guttering.

 

[Chilton's Hundreds]

It was the coldest December for a century.

It really did snow that year. We were having to dig people's cars out at work. Many just abandoned.

I walked to cott square from castle hill in a blizzard, passing a **** off truck who's wheels were just spinning on castle road.

Managed to jump on the last bus running that night.

6 weeks at least i believe.
That wind is very cold at the min though

The same weather phenomenon is the cause - Sudden Stratospheric Warming.

Prevailing winds turn from westerlies to easterlies. Possibly for months depending when it occurs.

 

[Noggin The Nog]

Watched BBC this morning Louise and Charlie were getting their pants into a right spin over a Red Alert warning for South Wales and parts of S-W England. Louise was panting as if Charlie had just given her one behind the sofa. It got so tedious I had to turn it over to watch 'Everyone Loves Raymond'....yes it was that bad!!!

 

[GLP]

I had my boiler replaced 18 months ago, I thought it would be the least glamorous way I would ever spend £4K.

Until I replaced my guttering.

Wait until you need windows and doors replacing in a conservation area . I could have bought a house in Hull for the same price.

 

[Barchullona]

Watched BBC this morning Louise and Charlie were getting their pants into a right spin over a Red Alert warning for South Wales and parts of S-W England. Louise was panting as if Charlie had just given her one behind the sofa. It got so tedious I had to turn it over to watch 'Everyone Loves Raymond'....yes it was that bad!!!

Surely nothing is that bad?