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The Vegan Handcart to Hell

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Feb 4, 2019.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of a gag

    Are headphones getting bigger or are w.anker's heads getting smaller?
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

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    What's the punchline?
     
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  4. GroveRanger

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    Four candles.
     
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    Vegetables mate, in their natural state. Sorry, no spuds.
     
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    It's ok, he's used to that.
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

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    As it happens making a vegetable soup this evening.
     
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    Excellent Mick.

    Maybe someone should start a soup thread?
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She's well, thanks for asking buddy <ok>
     
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  13. GroveRanger

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    I hate ****s that call potatoes, "tatties" and turnips, "neeps". I don't particularly like the word, "spuds" either. Scum ****s.
     
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    Jocks are nearly as bad as the oirish imho.

    English are the worst though.

    <badger>
     
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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Toby confirms the welsh don't even count.
    Good enough for me.
     
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  18. Toby

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    What is a 'welsh'? :huh:
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's what monny does in his business dealings.
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    After trying many fruits and vegetables in my kids lunch, their favourite by far was sliced cucumber.
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    I don’t know if it was our fridge, but they only really stayed fresh for a few days. This meant that at least twice a week I was stopping at the local corner shop to just grab a couple of cucumbers.
    After a couple months it became obvious that I kept buying them from the same bloke. The way he interacted with me also changed, giving me little smile’s and sometimes a wink.
    All of a sudden it hit me, and I felt embarrassed by what he was probably thinking. The next time I went in I also grabbed a jar of Vaseline; hopefully I fixed this before he spread any rumours about me being a vegan.
     
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