Why thank you very muchly there, UTR's. I've just upgraded you to 'Best Friend Status' so don't Fcuk it up, ok! May all your future farts smell like roses!
See, that's better.. My wife got caught out in the rain the other day. She walked in doors with her pussy drenching wet. I had to rub it with a towel. Nearly swallowed the freakin towel !!! Playful thing it is!