whats all this about someone having a nap? We just can't find the staff these days. Just 'cos you are a few miles away doesn't mean we aren't keeping an eye on your performance. I think we'll have to consider raising this at your next review.
quick question. if hamilton finishes first in qualifying, but due to his grid penalty starts 4th on the grid, do i still get points for highest qualifier?
I'm not quite sure if your being serious there Bergy... In regards to Hamilton, yes you will still recieve points if he gets pole position.
Lol Lasagna - I discussed your absence from duty with the Human Remains department. A Performance Correction guide has been given to me to forward to you for instruction. Unplanned absence will be permitted for 1 dump per day. Planned absence for removal of unwanted fluid will be permitted on 4 occasions per day. Visits to Accident & Emergency will be authorised as follows: 1 unplanned per year - others must be planned in advance. Sickness will not be tolerated. Timekeeping - there are commercially available clocks with 'snooze' features which should be utiliised to provide a buzz at 5 minute intervals assisting you to be awake to all times. It is recommended that you add a baby to your household, thus ensuring you will be awake at all times for a minimum of 3 months. Complaints may be addressed to the Welfare department.
I apologise for the inconcevnience of my absence. This has been the most difficult house moving ever for me, so that's why I've not been here 4 a while. Good to know you missed me though The winners are Ernie, WCB, cosi and Forza
