The Unofficial Match Thread: Liverpool v Southampton

We've started getting deeper

 

Sterling can't pass a ball to save his life & Hendo looks like he was made by Frankenstein. Everyone pray for a thunder storm

 

Hendo usual rubbish. Gerrard is giving the ball away more and more is he tiring?
Lucas defo MOTM bearing in mind his first game back after such a long lay off

 

Jesus. Hendo been on for a minute and people are already blaming our play on him.

Shelvey for me has been less than impressive. Not bad mind you but sloppy, and makes poor decisions under pressure.

 

how did we not score then

 

no suarez for west ham

 

suarez yellow card were screwed next weekend

 

i did say i wasn't happy him and gerrard were playing.

i would have had gerrard off for suso on 70mins my self but he who cannot be touched hasn't been subbed since rafa right?

if we end this game back to the wall its pathetic. i hope not.

 

Suarez out for West Ham. Playing for the draw then.

 

Suarez booked and faces a one match ban (vs West Ham)

 

this is terrible. ****ing hell, thank god SOuthampton are playing terribly

 

How much do I like Enrique, not perfect but effort, imagination and great attitude.

That's more where Id like to see Gerrard.

Suarez misses WH

 

No striker for West Ham now. ****ing great

 

Oh jesus come on lads. I want to go out with a smile tonight!

Smashed the rugby though!

 

See! if we'd kept Carroll we'd be......oh wait....

 

Carroll is out again now for 2 months. Rather have Henderson up front

 

anyone else getting worried as it is still only 1 - 0 going into last 5 mins. I'm on my second bottle of red wine already.

 

Shelvey up front like v Anzhi.

 

I know....

That was the joke


Ok it wasn't a good one

 

Swansea lead Arsenal.