The unfunny jokes thread.

Please use this thread to write all of your jokes about banana's fast center backs and other unfunny subjects to save me, and everyone else trawling through 3 pages of **** about banana's and Heskey to find one serious post. Thanks.

SS11

 

Luckily I've got a pack of Penguin bars in my house.
Q. Name a scary Penguin
A. Count Peck-ula

 

O dear

 

Boy; Father, will you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem?
Father; 'Gosh, haven't they found that yet? They were looking for it when I was a lad.

 

The fast centre back jokes are so painful to view now!

 

What's the difference between a banana and a yellow condom?

 

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Be great if all references to Cortese and horses' heads, sleeping with fishes, and all the other mafia cliches could be restricted to this thread too. Talk about repetition. Might have raised a mild chuckle a year or so ago, but now I just cringe on behalf of whichever poster chucks it out there, usually a few posts after the last person to use it. Got to be the most repeated lame gag on here by a country mile.

 

Maybe outrageous rumours to simply guage people's reactions and laugh at either their cynicism or astounding levels of gullibility could also be pertinent to this thread

 

Maybe we should re-name this to the 'Who shat in your Cornflakes this morning' thread?

 

I think this post links in with the current title of this thread well. Good entry

 

Seems apt that Sharpshooter11 created this thread, he's probably the least funny joke this site has.

 

I think i'll be staying away from this depressing corner of the forum then....

 

What's blue and doesn't fit?

















A dead epileptic.

 

what do you call a black man on the moon?
an astronaut.

 

The little boy next door told me he wanted to be just like Batman, so I killed his parents

 

Why can't a car play football?"...............it only has one boot.......

 

Carlos Fierro.

 

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?




A pilot. What did you think I was going to say, you filthy bigot?

 

Have you guys heard the one about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field

 

What wobbles and flys?...........a jelly copter.