The twats in the pub thread

Lol, if I was a mod I'd ban you for your **** grammar & spelling lid

 

****ing hell that would come keen, the bottom of those glasses are like Deidre Barlows glasses

 

Was you itching to get on here once our game had finished?

You say you're on your phone which shows your obsessiveness

 

suck me tobes goes for the obvious.... that the best you can do of all days.. you've been waiting since southampton game to have a go at lfc and the best yo can do when i banter back is go to grammer... poor tobes... poor.

 

Haha hardly a massive effort involved in picking up my phone while sat on my couch, in order to take the piss out of belters like you

 

In English please ffs

 

You spelt MITO wrong

 

And I thought we had an understanding Toby

 

We have mate, I fully understand that you're a helmet with a gammy leg

 

People should takes Tobes comments as a compliment. He's obviously making the most of a rare opportunity

 

My legs getting better thankyou very much

Will you promise to come on when you lose to a team you should be beating?

I'd promise to go to the Everton board but you're never on it

 

At least we only have to wit until Wed until we play again

I want to see the players giving some ****ing agression and commitment then

 

Given that we've only lost 8 of our last 60 - yes 60 - league games, then by all means mate

 

TBF to Tobes, he doesn't hide when.things don't go Evertons way. Smithy on the other hand...

 

So this year is your year then yadda yadda

 

Smithy crawled back under his rock

 

United Not been defeated in 11 matches. Liverpool on the other hand...Hull of all teams tut tut..

 

Cheers bud, I've taken the piss a bit today, but only in jest.

I always try to be fair

 

Oh come here

You ****

 

He'd be forever in hiding if that was the case

Also, FFS on the grammar of your post.