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People are saying "I'm Hiag" and you say you're hiag's wife...think you might have missed the point!
So for cod sake, just stop before you give every one a haddock. You should stop winding everyone up just for the halibut and find some other plaice to hang out cos you are really floundering here. Too be honest your pathetic thread is making people eel.

It's all very confusing! Every sprat is coming here to be caught is HIAB! One would tope people would have more sense now everyone's throwing hussy fits. Take @Spurlock off his rocker smoking a roach which if you ask me its ruddy ridiculous.

You need to stop banging your drum and stop carping on! You spuds love to bream but refuse to believe you are only minnows compared to the Chelsea. We've improved our squad to the tuna £93M and you haven't kept pace clearly Levy didn't get his skates on in the transfer market being the pilchard he is.

So don't hang a trout here giving it the fishy tales, I said don't hang a trout here! You need a herring aid or what! When things look bleak for you spuds you can perch here and I can console you while you change your tarpon. You know Ginger knows Bass.

Ps. No puns were intended on porpoise.:emoticon-0109-kiss:
 
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Looks like these lads are having a dab-ble at being me.
You can only look and marvel at my razor sharp puns and stylish prowes. I can feel you drooling at the way they were magically woven together. On another note why would anybody want to be you? You have to ask yourself who would want to be known as a dishonourable Welch and bottler?
You slid right into my net and are now one of the grouper so don't feel ruff about it chubby.
 
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You don't seem to have an answer as to how me and HIAG posted messages at exactly the same time ?

... are you serious? <doh> ... try this ... draft a message on one device ... draft another on a different device ... hover mouse over appropriate button in each case ... ... ensure both hands are free (.i.e not otherwise engaged on tubular electric device) ... click ... <laugh> ... indeed, if you have a third device you could also rope Cornish Clive in for a simultaneous posting <doh> ... you may need to utilise a thumb for this ...<laugh>

If the pretending not to know how to do that was an attempt at a 'double bluff' ... it was particularly poor ... <laugh> ... my 11 year old daughter could come up with something far more plausible ...
 
... are you serious? <doh> ... try this ... draft a message on one device ... draft another on a different device ... hover mouse over appropriate button in each case ... ... ensure both hands are free (.i.e not otherwise engaged on tubular electric device) ... click ... <laugh> ... indeed, if you have a third device you could also rope Cornish Clive in for a simultaneous posting <doh> ... you may need to utilise a thumb for this ...<laugh>
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You'd have to be some special kind of sick psychotic bastard to even think about doing that, Bambi.
 
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It's all very confusing! Every sprat is coming here to be caught is HIAB! One would tope people would have more sense now everyone's throwing hussy fits. Take @Spurlock off his rocker smoking a roach which if you ask me its ruddy ridiculous.

You need to stop banging your drum and stop carping on! You spuds love to bream but refuse to believe you are only minnows compared to the Chelsea. We've improved our squad to the tuna £93M and you haven't kept pace clearly Levy didn't get his skates on in the transfer market being the pilchard he is.

So don't hang a trout here giving it the fishy tales, I said don't hang a trout here! You need a herring aid or what! When things look bleak for you spuds you can perch here and I can console you while you change your tarpon. You know Ginger knows Bass.

Ps. No puns were intended on porpoise.:emoticon-0109-kiss:

<ok> Gudgeon ...
 
You're as good at fishing as you are at keeping your shreddies clean, Skiddy.

I expect you'll want to make yourself scarce tonight, after being ripped to shreds by Spurlock, last night, eh?
 
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I have no idea what you've just written, Skiddy.

However, I am guessing that you've enquired as to whether or not I still have you on IGNORE.

Yes, in a manner of speaking, I do.
 
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I'll think you'll find that I took all you little spudlets without much bother at all especially the smoking brudda and hoping for another repeat performance tonight.

As I've told you before spudlet it's the quality that draws them in I seldom have to reach for my wumchester rifle as they come easy, just like you really little effort maximum yield:emoticon-0109-kiss:
Should you boys lose tonight I'll be here to offer solace via an understanding heart and legendary bedside manner.
See ya later pilchard.
Tight lines<laugh>