The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

They've got names you know...Skiddy, Fosse, Flanders etc

 

Fond of what saints nob or fingering your dildo!

 

Ouch!

To me...

 

I think it's time for bed, don't you?

 

We weren't talking about hiag's and your sexual fantasy with men Homer!

I see you are keeping hiag cosy on this cold night!

 

Why you had enough of the dildo and now looking to cosy up to Homer in bed lolz

 

...To you

 

I think we all know exactly what sites bottler browses in his lonely premier inn room HB.

^ #bottler

 

Nice to see you and hiag giving each other felatio....now dont let him try and finger you the way he tries to finger a dildo....you will regret it lolz

 

I'm left-handed, Skiddy, so **** alone knows who that is!

Your wife, perhaps?

 

If you quoted me correctly, you will know that I was referring (banter-wise) to Pixie fingering a dildo.

It's disappointing that you cannot get anything right, Homer.

 

That's not what Homer told the lad's....he said you are pretty good with both hands especially the right one lolz

 

Who is Homer dumb ass.....lolz

We all know what you mewnt dildo......when you figure out how to finger a dildo let the lads know....in the meantime the lads are keeping mrs hiag happy...

 

So many Homo erotic innuendos Flanders.

 

Just trying to keep you from haram Homer.....

 

Yeah of course you are #bottler, of course you are!

 

Homey went missing for a few hours earlier HB with like button fatigue. I'm glad he's back now, there's only one thing better than ripping a spud and that's two!
BOGOF

 

Christ alive! It didn't take much for me to send you over the edge, Flanders!

That's three seggies inside 24 hours!

Surely, that must be a forum record? Can we get a Super Mod to check? Hull, perhaps?

 

Chill out Flanders if you didn't put false claims on me and condemn me to hell, you would not feel the need to save me.

 

I picture him squatting over a lubed-up tartan flask, screaming "Finger me, HIAG, you heathen bastard!" at the top of his voice, until his mother calls the police, again.