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SPUDS RAMMED IN EVERY HOLE

Pep wipes his spunky cock on Poncettos chin

7 points.
MIND THE GAP

 

Just going to leave this right here .....

 

The referee at City took a leaf out of Clattenberg's book and gave two or three Spurs players a let off so the could "destroy themselves", which they certainly did with a little help from Man City.

 

Pooch - 'We wudda won if the ref sent Alli off'

 

On a different not, has anyone seen HIAG tonight?

 

He had to go and tune up his Banjo when City went 2-0 up ....

 

I thought he was okay in Deliverance.

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That wasn't HIAG's role in Deliverance though ....

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I forgot about that part, but HIAG's used to it these days, he gets humped daily on here.

 

Have Arsenal still got to play City, Pix?

If so, it's going to be fascinating watching them dry hump you, too.

We won't play a team better than that all season, and that includes Real Madrid.

It's time for Spurs to rebuild and push for a top 4 slot.

The usual Arsenal capitulation begins in the New Year, of course.

 

We've already played them at the Etihad HIAG.

Happy to answer your direct football related questions as I know you struggle beyond anything that isn't in the BBC gossip column.

 

But you still have to play them at the Library, yeah?

You are going to get dry humped by them. That's three points we will be getting back off you.

C'est la vie!

I look forward to us crushing Burnley midweek.

 

Noted

 

As per usual, Sours can't handle the pressure in big games. And bottle it (see Bridge 2016, Cup semi 2017, Etihad 2017). lash out (see Bridge 2016, Cup semi 2017, Etihad 2017) and fold (see Bridge 2016, Cup semi 2017, Etihad 2017).

Only difference is the order of bottling, fouling and folding

 

Indeed pochs record vs top 6 is laughable.

Levy will get rid quicker than you can say lolema should he fail to finish in the cl places.

 

Strangely the fans see him as a Moses figure who can led them from their persecution of mediocrity. Of course all us lads can see that’s a laughable utopia they seek from a man who’s won fcuk all and a board that are tighter than two coats of paint.

 

I can see why the Spuds like pooch so much given the **** they’ve had in charge at that club over the last couple of decades.

What I don’t understand is how much praise they lavish on Daniel Levy. Sure he manages to get good money for the players he sells, but ultimately he’s a selling chairman who has pumped significant money into the squad, hired and fired something like 12 different managers and won **** all apart form a couple of league cups.

Not that I’m complaining of course

 

They’ve raved about all their managers, even AVB ffs but Poncetto will be gone quicker than a cream cake at a weight watchers meeting if they fail to get European football over the next two years (that’s if his not poached by a Spanish club) Also you have to wonder if Danny the spiv fails to raise the wage limit to a respectable level what players will be downing tools.

 

Especially as Spurs play Burnley on Sunday