The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

Is that Daniel Levy on the left ?

 

It's a striking resemblance isn't it!

 

It was the circumcised cock that gave it away.

 

8 yr old female lorry driver and a father who is a contortionist in one arm also of a different colour. Cosmopolitan or what

 

Looks remarkably like a dildo? Could HIAB have a brother!

 

and the cock is still the best looking one of the three.

 

I'm buying it.

Photoshop, yeah yeah..the Chelsea pic is the original.

 

Well it seems to be working as Ginger hasn't posted for over an hour.....but it's not much of a marketing claim - 'keeps twats away for up to 8 hours' simply guarantees that it can't work for longer than that. It clearly also includes it working for zero hours.

 

Despite attempted humour I can only add it does what it says on the can.

 

Kept you away for just over 8 hours. Fair play Skiddy.

Give yourself another little tssss tssss.

 

Since the product only claimed to keep twats away for up to 8 hours and worked longer on him I guess I have to conclude that he is only a weak twat

 

Well it kept you off for a good time so it's a better product than we all thought working well especially with feeble pricks and bum lickers like Spongecock.

Wonderful handle that 'Power Spurs' was it made up by a 5 yr old mong or did you stick you knob in a wall socket?

 

We saw another wheel fall off the Spud juggernaut this week and now behind their North London neighbours again. With Chelsea hunting the pack after smashing the champions Leicester 3-0 they face more humiliation in the coming weeks.

 

Another lucky draw for the spuds last night but what's more damning is the way they were totally outplayed by the Germans. Another wheel looking wobbly and sure to come off soon.

 

Well well another sign of the wheels coming off the bus, that's two in two weeks, another woeful but lucky draw that should have seen their bully boy tactics down to ten men. Plus a blatant elbow which is bound to get a retrospective red card later by the useless sub Sissoko.

This is the start of the slip we all knew was coming and the sooner those hapless fans come to terms with there journey to mediocrity the better they will feel. So come on lads come and talk through your disappointments and get it off your chest, I'm always here for you!

 

Poch is definitely the poor man's Martin Jol. The guy is getting found out with better players.

 

For sure that's why I'm offering counselling services.

 

You need to change the thread title to Chelsea Disaster Season 2016/17 before it's too late!
You are back to fighting with West Ham to be London's third club I see.

 

... I'n not sure that was what all the fighting was about tbh