Following on from my earlier suggestion, which I'm disappointed you haven't adopted, if we sign Pelle you could be: Pork But the important thing is that you choose something soon! I don't want to be reminded of ****beard every time you post something on this board!
I think Pork would be quite good but you would really have to have a word with Minxy. Pork and Mint Sauce? You would have to respectfully ask that the powers that be to give you a sensible status. Apple Sauce would be the obvious....