This has just turned into that round that they have at the end of Mock The Week! "Sunderland and Newcastle fans are being invited onto the pitch one by one to take turns at kicking Mark Lawrenson in the face, we could be here some time but X Factor bosses have agreed to postpone the beginning of their results show over on ITV until this has finished, ouch that guy had CAT boots on".
I want to see/hear a fantastic rendition of 'Wise Men Say' after the final whistle from 95% of the fans present, which will mean that Sunderland have won..
'unusual scenes here following Sunderlands last minute winner, as Samson the Cat, Sunderland's mascot appears to be bumming Alan Pardew, who looks rather like he's enjoying it...'
I'm not sure what you're driving at but I want to say something about rape and a certain man named after a kind of bush...
Cheryl Cole, "Ok the bet was you could **** any orifice you wanted, for as long as you wanted, if Sunderland beat Newcastle!" MR, "Yep!" Cheryl Cole, "So which hole do you want to start with?" Brings a whole new meaning to FTM!
And Sammy Ameobi has now followed in his brother's footsteps after netting a late winner following Shola's earlier equaliser.